Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
I think a better question would be when is the WWE going to start taking Kane seriously. I mean look at the career of Glen Jacob. He is a legit 7 footer who was ripped and chiseled and had the whole "monster" look from the start.
But what has this man gotten in return for his look and dedication to his characters? Well let's see.
Isaac Yankem D.D.S.- Wow, this was perhaps an extreme classic in a long line of bad gimmicks that could be instant gold from the mind of one Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Now before you go telling me, I know that Vince didn't come up with the gimmick. But when he signed Jacobs, he very well could have changed it to anything in the world, even a pink fairy who steals your soul if you lose a match. Nope. What did he do instead? He pushed Jacobs as Jerry Lawlers personal dentist who had bad teeth and then eventually jobbed him out to Bret Hart and left him to hang in limbo.
The NEW Diesel- Even though I can see Glen Jacobs excelling as a Diesel-TYPE wrestler, to have the man be the NEW Diesel was damned near a career killer. I mean they knew this would stink up the ring from the start and only did it to try to get some quick attention from the mere announcement that Diesel and Razor Ramon would be appearing on RAW. Well all I can say is that there must have been something in his contract where he was promised a lifetime contract as this was truly a low point in Jacob's career and probably the only thing that he could have done worse than Isaac Yankem. But notice I did say "probably".
Kane- I'm sorry, but with all of the potential that Glen has, THIS is what the WWF came up with? A Undertaker rip off with a mask? I mean being the Undertaker's little brother is one thing, but they truly went to some pretty fucked up places with this one. I mean first, he's Taker's pyromaniac brother who killed his own parents. Then he's a one night champion. Then he's a necrophile who sleeps with dead bodies. Then he's a wallowing pussy as he holds XPac in his arms and cries. Next he sets Jr. on fire. Then he's a stalker who loves little mexican men. And no he's a love struck jobber.
So you tell me, when has the WWE EVER taken this man seriously? Hell, I think the only reason why they haven't released him is either because somebody could do better with him or because of some back alley deal they made over the Fake Diesel gimmick. Either way, Jacobs will be in the WWE until he chooses to leave. I just hope that's some time soon and while he's still useful to somebody.
But what has this man gotten in return for his look and dedication to his characters? Well let's see.
Isaac Yankem D.D.S.- Wow, this was perhaps an extreme classic in a long line of bad gimmicks that could be instant gold from the mind of one Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Now before you go telling me, I know that Vince didn't come up with the gimmick. But when he signed Jacobs, he very well could have changed it to anything in the world, even a pink fairy who steals your soul if you lose a match. Nope. What did he do instead? He pushed Jacobs as Jerry Lawlers personal dentist who had bad teeth and then eventually jobbed him out to Bret Hart and left him to hang in limbo.
The NEW Diesel- Even though I can see Glen Jacobs excelling as a Diesel-TYPE wrestler, to have the man be the NEW Diesel was damned near a career killer. I mean they knew this would stink up the ring from the start and only did it to try to get some quick attention from the mere announcement that Diesel and Razor Ramon would be appearing on RAW. Well all I can say is that there must have been something in his contract where he was promised a lifetime contract as this was truly a low point in Jacob's career and probably the only thing that he could have done worse than Isaac Yankem. But notice I did say "probably".
Kane- I'm sorry, but with all of the potential that Glen has, THIS is what the WWF came up with? A Undertaker rip off with a mask? I mean being the Undertaker's little brother is one thing, but they truly went to some pretty fucked up places with this one. I mean first, he's Taker's pyromaniac brother who killed his own parents. Then he's a one night champion. Then he's a necrophile who sleeps with dead bodies. Then he's a wallowing pussy as he holds XPac in his arms and cries. Next he sets Jr. on fire. Then he's a stalker who loves little mexican men. And no he's a love struck jobber.
So you tell me, when has the WWE EVER taken this man seriously? Hell, I think the only reason why they haven't released him is either because somebody could do better with him or because of some back alley deal they made over the Fake Diesel gimmick. Either way, Jacobs will be in the WWE until he chooses to leave. I just hope that's some time soon and while he's still useful to somebody.