What's Your IQ?

[Mighty NorCal]

If John Cena had been around, America would have won in Vietnam.

duh. didnt u see the marine???

 

[Papa Shango]

We showed it in our history class as the proper way to handle any military crisis. The Chokeslam is more effective than any automatic weapon.

 

[Slyfox696]

If John Cena had been around, America would have won in Vietnam.

If John Cena would have been around, the Soviet government would have spent less time building war machines, and more time manufacturing white flags.

FACT

 

[Papa Shango]

If John Cena would have been around, the Soviet government would have spent less time building war machines, and more time manufacturing white flags.

FACT

I'd rep ya if I could.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

fuck war. we should just send John Cena, Hulk Hogan, and Chuck Norris to countries for peace talks. war will cease to be.

 

[Papa Shango]

Did you hear that Chuck Norris has become source of morale for the Iraqi Police. The Marines introduced them to Chuck Norris pictures and such. He's an icon to them, and to the Marines.

 

[Downward Spiral]

What happens to all these things about a Mr Norris when Chuck Norris dies/is murdered?

 

[Slyfox696]

What happens to all these things about a Mr Norris when Chuck Norris dies/is murdered?

Who cares?

Didn't you hear? John Cena is the new Chuck Norris.


And rightfully so. John Cena has counted to infinity...twice.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Cena can't count, silly.

 

[Papa Shango]

John Cena doesn't need to count. The numbers count for him, out of fear of an FU.

 

[Downward Spiral]

John Cena can only count to 5. Soon (in a matter of years), he'll be up to a 10-knuckle shuffle though. It's tough to learn how to count when you're a future world leader.

Such a swift learner he is.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Oh noez. Haughty sarcasm.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Mighty NorCal]

The John Cena chuck norris thing is actually fantastic. that needs to fucking continue. seriously.

John Cena went to burger king and ordered a bic mac...and actually GOT IT

 

[Agrex]

I found this on Youtube:

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[Father:_Polley]

no roundhouse...not chuck. you're a phony!!!

Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King, and get one.