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[Cena's Little Helper]

1) Are you guilty of being a member of the Scissor Gang Mafia (i.e., throwing up deuces/the peace sign when you've taken a picture)?

2) Why do black dicks look like purple crayons?

3) If you were over 65, rich, and divorced, would you have a problem with fucking a hot gold digger in their 20s?

4) If you could talk with a speaking vagina, what would be the first question you asked it?

5) If you could dispense any kind of condiment from your navel, which condiment would you choose?

 

[JGlass]

1) Are you guilty of being a member of the Scissor Gang Mafia (i.e., throwing up deuces/the peace sign when you've taken a picture)?

Don't think so.

2) Why do black dicks look like purple crayons?

I don't usually watch interracial porn, so I wouldn't know.

3) If you were over 65, rich, and divorced, would you have a problem with fucking a hot gold digger in their 20s?

No, but I'd probably go for someone closer in age. Not much closer mind you, but I'd probably try to find an older milf in their 40s.

4) If you could talk with a speaking vagina, what would be the first question you asked it?

Too many variables for me to answer this question. Is it attached to a woman? Can the woman it's attached to talk? Is the woman attached to the vagina attractive? Is it a regular sized vagina?

5) If you could dispense any kind of condiment from your navel, which condiment would you choose?

Probably the honey mustard sauce from this grease joint on my college campus. Ketchup, regular mustard, and BBQ sauce are pretty easily obtainable and I don't use mayo very often and I never use hot sauce, so having the best honey mustard sauce I've ever had come out of my navel would be pretty awesome.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Read "black dicks" as "black chicks" and was totally lost. My guess: improper lighting.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

1) Are you guilty of being a member of the Scissor Gang Mafia (i.e., throwing up deuces/the peace sign when you've taken a picture)?

2) Why do black dicks look like purple crayons?

3) If you were over 65, rich, and divorced, would you have a problem with fucking a hot gold digger in their 20s?

4) If you could talk with a speaking vagina, what would be the first question you asked it?

5) If you could dispense any kind of condiment from your navel, which condiment would you choose?

1) No
2) Never noticed it
3) Noo
4) Which Fish are you?
5) JR's BBQ Sauce. That shit's good.

 

[Tastycles]

1) Are you guilty of being a member of the Scissor Gang Mafia (i.e., throwing up deuces/the peace sign when you've taken a picture)?

No

2) Why do black dicks look like purple crayons?

They don't.

3) If you were over 65, rich, and divorced, would you have a problem with fucking a hot gold digger in their 20s?

Probably not. She'd be in for a rude awakening at my will reading though.

4) If you could talk with a speaking vagina, what would be the first question you asked it?

Why do you keep hanging around with that ********?

5) If you could dispense any kind of condiment from your navel, which condiment would you choose?

Pot Noodle soy sauce.

 

[Con T.]

1) Are you guilty of being a member of the Scissor Gang Mafia (i.e., throwing up deuces/the peace sign when you've taken a picture)?

Worse; I used to do the west coast sign in pictures

2) Why do black dicks look like purple crayons?

I would imagine because they're so long, they get less blood pumping through them, giving them a darker than natural hue.

3) If you were over 65, rich, and divorced, would you have a problem with fucking a hot gold digger in their 20s?

I imagine myself dying alone, anyway.

4) If you could talk with a speaking vagina, what would be the first question you asked it?

Would you like a catbath?

5) If you could dispense any kind of condiment from your navel, which condiment would you choose?

Is mayonnaise an instrument?