Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
First time I ever got high I made the mistake of going to a Super Walmart on the way home...
Dude me too.
Walking down the chip aisle was like Heaven. So many chips and cookies and fun stuff to eat. My friend and I decided on cookies and milk. I was in charge of getting milk, so instead of getting like two 99 cent personal sized bottles of milk I went to the register with two gallons of milk. Our total came out to $6.66 and we freaked the fuck out.