First time I ever got high I made the mistake of going to a Super Walmart on the way home... The weird difference between being drunk and high, at least for me, is awareness. When you're drunk you do stupid shit and you look like an idiot. When you're high you do stupid shit and look like an idiot...and you analyze yourself doing it. Like "wow...I'm walking really funny. That wasn't funny, but I'm gonna laugh at it anyways. Why am I looking at every single Blu Ray in the electronics department right now?"
I literally spent 30 minutes in Walmart looking at every Blu Ray, and then vividly remembering the last time I had watched each one. I then bought, for no reason except being baked, 2 bags of chips, a case of soda, a pound of chocolate covered almonds, a new pair of headphones - that was so I could listen to Dream Theater whilst stoned - and about $20 worth of candy. The next morning I woke up and was like...WHY THE FUCK DID I SPEND $80 LAST NIGHT ON SHIT I DON'T NEED!?
Here's a video of a guy that was REALLY messed up on something at the shitty bar open mic night I was at for a friend. Sorry, it's sideways. My phone is stupid. Various parts of this are really funny. I think my favorite part is when he just turns around and starts playing music for a chair next to him... I'm sad because my phone died as soon as he started dancing around and throwing...something...from his coat. I think it was small pieces of paper. Maybe? Guy was nuts.
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EDIT: I now really want Kane to cut a promo with the words "your claps are the precious adornments of my staircase...into hell."