Very Cheesy Jokes

[Steamboat Ricky]

I need some. Preferrably the Question-Answer type.

Example:

How did the crazy person find his way through the forest?

-He took the psychopath.

 

[Hero]

At what volume does a cow like to watch TV?

Mooooooooot.


Why'd the pinetree fall over?

It had too many cones.

*laughs hysterically*

 

[SavageTaker]

What did the bone say to the other bone?

-Let's meet at the joint.

 

[BooCocky]

Why didn't the skeleton ride the roller coaster?

He didn't have the balls...

 

[SavageTaker]

What did the math book say to Dr.Phil?
-I got a lot of problems

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
-Because seven eight Ate nine

 

[Mr. TM]

I think it is because 7 ate 9

 

[FromTheSouth]

What did the math book say to Dr.Phil?
-I got a lot of problems

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
-Because seven eight (Ain't) nine

What? because 7 ATE 9, like put it in the mouth, chewed, and swallowed.

 

[FromTheSouth]

A priest and a robbi are having a conversation, when the Rabbi asks, "Father, what do you become after being a priest?"

The Priest responds by saying, if the Lord sees fit, I may be named monsignor."

The Rabbi seems fascinated, and asks what comes next.

The Priest responds by saying he could be Bishop.

"Ah," the Rabbi continues, "what comes after that?"

The priest responds by saying that if he is blessed he becomes Cardinal.

The Rabbi, who appears genuinely impressed asks him what's after that.

The priest enlightens him, "Well, if the Lord calls to all the other Cardinals, they could elect me Pope."

"Very good!" The Rabbi responds. "What about after that?"

The priest, shocked at the rabbis naivete asks, "What do you want me to be? The Lord Jesus Christ?"

The Rabbi looks at him and says, "Well, one of our boys made it!"

 

[SavageTaker]

Hmm, for some reason I thought it was Ain't lol.

But now that I think about it Ate makes more sense. Thanks for the correction .

 

[TwistofRKO]

Just watch Jimmy Fallon spew out the crap his writer's give him.

You'll have plenty.

Anyways

Two guys are in a bar and one of them keeps getting compliments, that guy asks the bartender, "Are you saying these things?" and the bartender replys "No, it's the peanuts, their complimentary."

 

[FromTheSouth]

A guy walks into a bar and orders five shots of Tequila. The bartender asks him why the big order for himself. The guy responds by saying he is celebrating his first blowjob.

The bartender is taken aback, and says, "Well, then these five, and five more are on the house."

The patron responds, "Well, if the first five don't do the trick, I'm sure the next five will get this awful taste out of my mouth."

 

[Shua]

Two guys are at a bar. One guy turns to the next and says "I bet you I can nail every chick here". The second guy looks astonished and says "How?". The first guy responds "I'm a rapist."

 

[BradTheGreat]

what's brown and sticky?

a brown stick!

 

[Mr. TM]

I am still waiting for jokes about cheese.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

"whats yellow and has a grey centre"

A shark infested custard

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Two guys walk in to a bar....the third guy ducks

HAHAHAHA I'm so funny.

 

[BradTheGreat]

"whats yellow and has a grey centre"

A shark infested custard

unless shark has another meaning, that makes no sense and sucks complete arse

 

[Lee]

what's brown and sticky?

a brown stick!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's black and benchy?

A Black bench

What's big round and doesn't bounce?


Yo Momma