UWF: Mock Draft III

[BooCocky]

Luckily, for both of you guys, I will be helping you make great picks.

That's what my draft board is for.

if my tag team gets picked Brian might have to cry in the corner without anyone knowing. HAHHAHAHA

 

[Colamania]

Hmm... I'm already formulating a basic 2 step plan.

Step 1: Be as far away from last time as possible.

Step 2: Lose anyway.

And thus, my genius is revealed.

 

[BooCocky]

Hmm... I'm already formulating a basic 2 step plan.

Step 1: Be as far away from last time as possible.

Step 2: Lose anyway.

And thus, my genius is revealed.

Trust me you probably have more wrestling knowledge than i do. But i can get creative when writing. I wanna pick towards the end though so i can see who everyone else picks.

 

[Colamania]

I wanna pick early, just to make sure my first two guys that I'm planning to get aren't taken. Failing that, I'll worry, make panicked, shitty picks, and end up with a shit card. Like last time, pretty much.

 

[BooCocky]

i am gonna find that thread and check out your card or roster of wrestlers.

 

[Colamania]

Trust me, it sucked bad. Jimmy Snuka in the main event? What was I thinking? Although, I did think my James Mitchell storyline had potential.

 

[BooCocky]

Trust me, it sucked bad. Jimmy Snuka in the main event? What was I thinking? Although, I did think my James Mitchell storyline had potential.

Jimmy super fly was good but not main event. I can not find that thread unless your name was not colamania at the time.

 

[Colamania]

It was Koalamania for a short while. And Poo Monster. I'll try to find the thread for you.

 

[BooCocky]

I found it. did you have joe and Cm Punk?

 

[Colamania]

Found it. It was kind of split into two halves. Here's the second part:

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=13365

(Yep, that's me. Joe, Punk, Cabana, Orton, RVD, Terry Funk, Sabu... the whole she-bang really)

 

[BooCocky]

that owns. What happened to that anyways it looks like it was never finished?

 

[Colamania]

Naa, it never got finished. People quit, people were kicked out, people were imprisoned, etc. It got right to the end, then died. It was a shame. I managed to get eliminated before it ended, though. I'm proud of that

 

[BooCocky]

I am drafting a bunch of Jobbers... Brian in his first pick

the lights go out as the coachman is walking to the ring, he states " there is a very important announcement, As the first pick in SPW is none other that the great kaientai member Funaki.

 

[Slyfox696]

It was offered, it was encouraged, so here it is.


Slyfox's Draft Board (from best to worst)

1. Hulk Hogan
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin
3. The Rock
4. Andre the Giant
5. Randy Savage
6. Bret Hart
7. John Cena
8. Shawn Michaels
9. Mick Foley
10. The Undertaker
11. Ric Flair
12. Rey Mysterio
13. Bruno Sammartino
14. Dusty Rhodes
15. Eddie Gurrerro
16. Jushin Liger
17. Sting
18. Goldberg
19. Chris Jericho
20. Rowdy Roddy Piper
21. Triple H
22. Brock Lesnar
23. AJ Styles
24. Chris Benoit
25. Edge
26. The Ultimate Warrior
27. Arn Anderson
28. Barry Windham
29. Great Muta
30. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
31. Bruiser Brody
32. Kurt Angle
33. Ted DiBiase
34. Vader
35. "Dynamite Kid" Tom Billington
36. Terry Funk
37. Curt Henning (Mr. Perfect)
38. Jeff Hardy
39. Batista
40. Ricky Steamboat
41. Stan Hansen
42. Ultimo Dragon
43. Harley Race
44. Jerry Lawler
45. Lex Luger
46. Vince McMahon
47. Kevin Nash
48. Booker T
49. Randy Orton
50. Raven
51. Rob Van Dam
52. Samoa Joe
53. Christian Cage
54. Owen Hart
55. Brian Pillman
56. Scott Hall
57. Umaga
58. Kerry Von Erich
59. Michael Hayes
60. CM Punk
61. Dustin Rhodes (Goldust)
62. Davey Boy Smith
63. Diamond Dallas Page
64. Lou Thesz
65. Scott Steiner
66. The Big Show
67. Jeff Jarrett
68. Lashley
69. Matt Hardy
70. Bob Backlund
71. Tully Blanchard
72. Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
73. Sid Vicious
74. Magnum T.A.
75. Abyss
76. MVP
77. Pat Patterson
78. Billy Graham
79. Verne Gagne
80. John Bradshaw Layfield
81. Junkyard Dog
82. Big Bossman
83. Bobby Eaton
84. Kane
85. Larry Zybsko
86. Mike Rotundo (IRS, Irwin R. Schyster)
87. Rhyno
88. Rick Martel
89. Ron Simmons
90. Ricky Morton
91. Jerry Lynn
92. Lance Storm
93. Ken Shamrock
94. Konnan
95. Bryan Danielson
96. Bam Bam Bigelow
97. Dean Malenko
98. Rick Rude
99. X-Pac
100. Sabu
101. Chavo Gurrerro
102. William Regal
103. Marty Jannetty
104. The Great Khali
105. Pedro Morales
106. Finlay
107. Shelton Benjamin
108. One Man Gang
109. Mr. Kennedy
110. Chris Candido
111. John Morrison
112. Tito Santana
113. Rikishi
114. Jim Duggan
115. Butch Reed
116. Dan Spivey
117. Terry Gordy
118. Robert Gibson
119. Big John Stud
120. Stan Lane
121. Haku/Meng
122. Greg “The Hammer” Valentine
123. D’Lo Brown
124. Earthquake
125. Taz
126. Mike Awesome
127. Christopher Daniels
128. Rick Steiner
129. Chris Sabin
130. Low Ki
131. Billy Gunn
132. Carlito
133. Shane Douglas
134. Tommy Dreamer
135. Nick Dinsmore (Eugene)
136. Juventud Guerrera
137. Al Snow
138. Scott Norton
139. Perry Saturn
140. Doink
141. Val Venis
142. Tyson Tomko
143. Steve Corino
144. Terry Taylor
145. Test
146. The Godfather
147. Gangrel
148. Stevie Ray
149. Tom Zenk
150. Alex Shelley
151. Colt Cabana
152. Chris Harris
153. Paul London
154. Brian Kendrick
155. Homicide
156. Hernandez
157. Marcus Cor Von
158. Robert Roode
159. Austin Aries
160. Jay Lethal
161. Nigel McGuinness
162. The Miz
163. Balls Mahoney
164. James Storm
165. ‘Road Dog’ Jesse James
166. Kenny Dykstra
167. Teddy Hart
168. Smash
169. Super Crazy
170. Paul Burchill
171. Charlie Haas
172. Ron Killings
173. The Sandman
174. Santino Marella
175. Steven Richards
176. Brian Adams (Crush)
177. Joey Mercury
178. Ax
179. Delirious
180. Dan Severn
181. The Barbarian
182. Tugboat/Typhoon/Shockmaster
183. The Warlord
184. El Gigante/Giant Gonzalez
185. Hercules Hernandez
186. Animal
187. Lance Cade
188. Muhammed Ali
189. Trevor Murdoch
190. Cody Rhodes
191. Spike Dudley
192. Bubba Ray Dudley
193. Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart
194. Judas Mesias
195. Mr. T
196. Blackjack Lanza
197. Blackjack Mulligan
198. D-Von Dudley
199. Elix Skipper
200. Paul Roma
201. Jay Briscoe
202. Mark Briscoe
203. Kevin Federline
204. Amazing Red
205. Brian Knobbs
206. Jerry Saggs
207. Justin Credible
208. JTG
209. Shad
210. Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones



Some tag teams that can be made from the wrestlers above (in alphabetical order):

1. America’s Most Wanted – Chris Harris/James Storm
2. APA – Ron Simmons/John Bradshaw Layfield
3. Brainbusters – Arn Anderson/Tully Blanchard
4. Briscoe Brothers – Mark/Jay Briscoe
5. Can-Am Connection – Rick Martel/Tom Zenk
6. Colossal Connection – Andre/Haku
7. Cryme Tyme – Shad/JTG
8. Demolition – Ax/Smash
9. Doom – Ron Simmons/Butch Reed
10. Dudley Boys – Bubba Ray/D-Von
11. E&C – Edge/Christian
12. Fabulous Freebirds – Michael Hayes/Terry Gordy
13. Hardy Boyz – Matt/Jeff Hardy
14. Hart Foundation – Bret Hart/Jim Neidhart
15. Hooligans – Brian Kendrick/Paul London
16. Impact Players – Justin Credible/Lance Storm
17. Latin American Xchange – Homicide/Hernandez
18. Mega Powers – Randy Savage/Hulk Hogan
19. Midnight Express – Bobby Eaton/Stan Lane
20. MNM – Mercury/Morrison
21. Money Incorporated – Ted DiBisase/Rotundo
22. Motor City Machine Guns – Chris Sabin/Alex Shelly
23. New Age Outlaws – Jesse James/Billy Gun
24. Power and Glory – Roma/Hercules
25. Powers of Pain – Barbarian/Warlord
26. Redneck Wrecking Crew – Trevor Murdoch/Lance Cade
27. Road Warriors – Animal/Hawk
28. Rock N’ Roll Express – Ricky Morton/Robert Gibson
29. Rock N’ Sock Connection – Rock/Foley
30. Second City Saints – CM Punk/Colt Cabana
31. Steiner Brothers – Rick/Scott Steiner
32. Strike Force – Rick Martel/Tito Santana
33. Styles & Daniels – Christopher Daniels/AJ Styles
34. Team Pacman – Pacman Jones/Ron Killings
35. The Blackjacks – Blackjack Mulligan/Blackjack Lanza
36. The British Bulldogs – Davey Boy Smith/Tom Billington
37. The Eliminators – John Kronus/Perry Saturn
38. The Nasty Boys – Brian Knobbs/Jerry Saggs
39. The Rockers – Marty Jannetty/Shawn Michaels
40. The Twin Towers – Bossman/One Man Gang (Akeem)
41. Windham and Rhodes
42. World’s Greatest Tag Team – Shelton Benjamin/Charlie Haas
43. XXX – Chris Daniels/Elix Skipper/Low Ki





If there is anyone I left off/forgot, that you wish to know where I would put them on my draft board, feel free to submit and I will edit this post to adjust as necessary. Hopefully, there won't be any "panic posts" now, as there are MORE than enough wrestlers here to draft from, at least with an 8 man Draft.



On a side note, this son of a bitch took a lot of time. But, I enjoyed it, and I hope it is useful.

 

[Melon Farmer]

Can i be the 8th guy to join...and this time around can i be the last and final guy to pick plz.

 

[BooCocky]

Can i be the 8th guy to join...and this time around can i be the last and final guy to pick plz.

I wanted to be the last one to pick.

 

[Slyfox696]

Why would you want to be last to pick?

 

[BooCocky]

Why would you want to be last to pick?

Easily so i can be critical on every one else. Also i dont want to make a stupid pick first so i can scout them. OOOOO YEAH

 

[Slyfox696]

Easily so i can be critical on every one else. Also i dont want to make a stupid pick first so i can scout them. OOOOO YEAH

Pick Hulk Hogan.


You can't go wrong with that pick.

 

[BooCocky]

Pick Hulk Hogan.


You can't go wrong with that pick.

He ought to be the worst entertainer ever. haahah. I thought FUnaki would have been a safe bet, then Norman Smiley, Yep then my tag team will consist of two members of the mean street posse. I thought those were safe bets?.

 

[Slyfox696]

He ought to be the worst entertainer ever. haahah. I thought FUnaki would have been a safe bet, then Norman Smiley, Yep then my tag team will consist of two members of the mean street posse. I thought those were safe bets?.

What about Barry Horowitz? Or The Brooklyn Brawler? The Goon?

 

[BooCocky]

What about Barry Horowitz? Or The Brooklyn Brawler? The Goon?

I dont know i was thinking more of Disco Inferno, Sharkboy, or Alex Wright. Or possibly the Big Valbowski, or better yet Gillberg

 

[TheOneBigWill]

More or less, Mr. Sam & I made it to the finals of the 2nd Mock Draft. It never ended with us, it just faded.

To everyone who wishes to pick last, its a "gift" & a "curse." The upside is you can make your first THREE picks, as it'll go up, then turn & back down, so the first person & last person to pick, always begin & end rounds.

The downside, is good wrestlers go in the first two picks.. & ultimately you're left with trying to build your show off of likely two guys from "yesteryear." (not that thats a bad thing)

I think the thing to remember here is this. The first two mock drafts were intended for the "people" to vote on what rosters from everyone else they liked the best. (In other words, just because John Cena & Hulk Hogan SHOULD be top picks.. they may not be "valued high" through the eyes of people basing things with their personal feelings - hell, Cena in the 2nd mock draft almost didn't even make it on a roster)

And Sly, your list is great.. but whats with Cryme Tyme being above the likes of the Hardyz & Edge & Christian?! Even above Lance Storm & Justin Credible?! Cryme Tyme did next to nothing as a team, how do they rank 7th overall?!

 

[strafro]

I wanted to join the 2nd one but ended up on vacation during it, I would definitely be down for it this time around. If there is an open spot sign me up.

 

[BooCocky]

And Sly, your list is great.. but whats with Cryme Tyme being above the likes of the Hardyz & Edge & Christian?! Even above Lance Storm & Justin Credible?! Cryme Tyme did next to nothing as a team, how do they rank 7th overall?!

I do not believe the tag team list were rankings, i think it was just a combination of tag teams with the Roster in which he presented us.