I've apparently given out too much rep in the last twenty-four hours. I owe everyone from Tastycles down, I believe. For now, I'll keep desperately hammering at my keyboard and providing those hot, spicy factoids.
Merry Christmas, God I wish you did sig requests!
The only project Sam actually remembers finishing is the second annual WrestleZone Tag Team Tournament. Nobody gave a fuck. He remains easily discouraged/distracted.
The thing that made Sam laugh the most on WrestleZone was Luther_Hull's now-famed LCW series. He derives the most wisdom from Y 2 Jake's posts.
Disappointed to see my quote usurped from the sig.
Tastycles Trivia - recently I wondered if it would be possible to have all the Boots' meal deal combinations in my lifetime if I had one a day. I worked it out, and the answer is no.
Tastycles' first prominent appearance on WrestleZone was defeating Uncle Sam in a debating contest about whether Hulk Hogan was important to the WWF. Sam had planned a killer final post - complete with unnecessarily complex metaphors - but overestimated how long the debate was allowed to go on for and deleted it after reading the rules. Fuck's sake.
Sam's favourite poster that no longer posts here is The Redcrosse Knight; a poster one imprisoned for really arbitrary reasons. His other favourite was Brian, though he's unsure what actually became of him. Coco and GD have adequately compensated for their absence.
Sam would like to one day start his own wrestling news site. You know, if everything else falls through. He thought "TheGorillaPress.com" was clever. Some other cunt already owns the domain name. He's unsure about "TheShootingStarPress.com" - it has to be a pun, obviously - but that sounds kind of gay.
Merry Christmas !
Poetic Sig you have also!
Sam has been watching wrestling since the age of - hang on, carry the two... -
young. His brothers would watch it and watching Monday Night Raw became a ritual of sorts. Monday Nitro briefly appeared in a waiting-for-Raw-to-start slot. There was a storyline about Ric Flair getting his head shaved and his twelve year old son being his tag team partner or some shit. It was proper wank.