UFC 157: Rousey vs. Carmouche

[Da Prophet]

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The Card

Women's Bantamweight Championship: Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Liz Carmouche
Light Heavyweight: Lyoto Machida vs. Dan Henderson
Bantamweight: Urijah Faber vs. Ivan Menjivar
Welterweight: Court McGee vs. Josh Neer
Welterweight: Josh Koscheck vs. Robbie Lawler

Fear the armbar and the prelims have just started. Hopefully Henderson wins tonight.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Sam "Fights of Bore" Stout

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Grice vs. Bermudez has been a fun time so far.

 

[The Butcher]

Bermudez was lucky to survive.

 

[The Butcher]

Damn, thought Herb was gonna jump in there. Bermudez has him now

Good recovery for Grice. Really thought Bermudez would maul him on the ground.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

THIS FIGHT IS FUCKING CRAZY OMG

 

[Turd Ferguson]

FOTN no doubt but this will probably be a draw. Grice took the first two but that third was probably a 10-8 for Bermudez

 

[The Butcher]

THIS FIGHT IS FUCKING CRAZY OMG

Couldn't have said it better myself. Big props to both guys.

 

[Da Prophet]

Awesome fight with both guys giving it their all.

 

[Fizzy]

Those two just saved their jobs. Fucking awesome.

 

[The Butcher]

This second round should be good. They spent most of the first feeling each other out, but finished nicely.

Seems as if Chiesa just had to find a way to get Kuivanen to the ground. Well done and nice beard.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Oh wow Chiesa actually might pan out.

 

[The Butcher]

Hopefully Johnson can stay on his feet for longer than 30 seconds next round. I'd like to see some standup action in this fight.

Those boo birds in the arena probably feel the same way.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

My name is Brendan Schaub. I am a BJJ Purple Belt. I cannot submit Lavar Johnson

 

[Da Prophet]

My name is Brendan Schaub. I am a BJJ Purple Belt. I cannot submit Lavar Johnson

 

[The Butcher]

What a poor showing by Johnson. At least Schaub executed a winning gameplan. Johnson's strategy (which, granted, has worked for him before) is just to throw haymakers. Every time they stood up, he'd just swing wildly and end up on the ground again. Ah, well. Almost PPV time.

 

[Fizzy]

Heh, fuck Koscheck

 

[The Butcher]

Maybe a little early, but Lawler would've just rocked him again, I think.

 

[Fizzy]

GSP is going to murder Nick.

 

[The Butcher]

Why is McGee not working the body?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Josh Ne'er do well

 

[The Butcher]

I'm surprised none of the judges gave Neer the second round. Good fight. Action packed.

 

[Da Prophet]

It's Hendo!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Hendo is gonna drop an H-bomb on a half Japanese man. Enjoy.

 

[The Butcher]

I'm hoping tonight's Knockout of the Night winner comes out of this one.