Tomorrow will have been four years

[Lee]

Since the death of Benoit.

That means Benoit jokes are almost as old as Chuck Norris jokes. Post your favourite ones here.

 

[Sully]

Made a joke awhile back here...let me think what was it.

What's the difference between Chris Beniot and the Boston Strangler? Boston Strangler's from Boston.


"hey Benoit, whatcha doin'?"
"hangin' out,"

Why did Chris Benoit skip the last WWE pay-per-view?

He wanted to stay home and hang around his family.


I for one would like to applaud Josef Fritzl for risking the wrath of the public by trying to ensure that his daughter and her children were protected from the evils of this world. While some may question his methods, I thoroughly support him and those like him who are often misjudged by the masses over what they percieve to be as 'going too far'. I would like to put him forward for a 'Father of the Year Award', which I honestly believe he truly deserves.Yours sincerely,Chris Benoit.


Chris Benoit and Michael Jackson died at the same day, two years apart. At least Michael didn't choke any kids.

Oh wait ...


Why couldn't Chris Benoit kiss his son goodnight?

Because the pillow was in the way.

 

[Con T.]

Have you heard the new sitcom ABC's picked up?

It's set to start in the fall. Called Hangin' with the Benoits.

 

[TSG]

Have you heard the new sitcom ABC's picked up?

It's set to start in the fall. Called Hangin' with the Benoits.

Your late. I made this joke a long time ago.