Chuck Norris = GOD

[D-Man]

On the 1st day, Chuck Norris invented God.

 

[The Doctor]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.




Now they're just called "The Islands".

Yeah I made that joke in the Dave thread. Shush.

 

[D-Man]

Everyone thinks an earthquake shook Haiti. Actually, Chuck Norris farted.

 

[The Doctor]

Chuck Norris can perform a Fatality in real life, with the FINISH HIM voice and all.

 

[Nitafrong]

Apparently all these jokes were origonally about Vin Diesel and then were transferred to Mr T and Chuck Norris afterwards. Strangly enough the Vin ones never really caught on to any extent though I do remember being sent some in the early 2000's. A bit like the Rick Rolling trend which also started with another video.

 

[Blue Chipper]

These are old. I can't believe this is the first time you've heard them.

 

[gd]

:yawn:

 

[Lee]

Everyone thinks an earthquake shook Haiti. Actually, Chuck Norris farted.

9/11 jokes aren't cool

Apparenlt Haiti jokes are.

 

[X]

9/11 jokes are fine. Joke about it all ya like.

And this thread is cancer. It needs to die.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

 

[The Doctor]

That one's my favorite.

 

[Blade]

This'll pick things up a bit.

[youtube]1upZz3a-7iM&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Chuck Norris once had sex in the bed of a pick-up truck. This truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

 

[D-Man]

48.7, that must be the worst picture of me... like... ever.