Chuck Norris

[Macca]

Chuck Norris was arrested in 1997 for sexually molesting a deformed 11-year old Native Indian boy in the back alley of a Kentucky-based 7-11 convenience store.

He pled guilty to all charges.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Chuck Norris is afraid of Blood Beard Joe (Rep if anyone got that)

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Nope sorry Doug. If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, Chuck has more money than you

 

[lenguy]

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas

The boogyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris

 

[JGlass]

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas

The boogyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris

Superman doesn't sleep in pajamas.

The bogeyman doesn't have a closet.

Chuck Norris is 70 years old and can't do anything that you claim he can.

 

[Nate DaMac]

So much fail in this thread. I actually want to go shoot a small child because of the seconds I lost in my life that I can't get back....

Well that doesn't sound like it would help anything.

 

[lenguy]

Superman doesn't sleep in pajamas.

The bogeyman doesn't have a closet.

Chuck Norris is 70 years old and can't do anything that you claim he can.

Its all in the spirit of the jokes...we know he can't literally do any of these. For some reason..somebody started these jokes and they have endured for some time now. If you don't want to participate then that's fine.

When Chuck Norris does a push up...hes not pushing himself up hes pushing the world down.

 

[BK Styles]

Chuck Norris. Nothing else needs to be said.

 

[Lee]

Chuck Norris is so fat that his belt size is the equator.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

I heard these jokes originally started for The Rock and someone decided to switch it to Chuck Norris for some reason. I'm probably mistaken though.

 

[Lee]

You are, it was Vin Diesel originally.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Ah yes that was the name I was thinking of.

 

[JGlass]

Vin Diesel and The Rock are easily confused. All you have to do is remember The Rock was actually good at something once, and Vin Diesel never was.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

I forgot that Vin Diesel was actually well liked at one point, his name crossed my mind but it didn't seem right.

 

[Raven]

Chris jericho can beat chuck norris....