Anti-Jokes Thread
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A guy walks into a bar and see a jar full of money and the guy ask the bartender what is all the money for?
He says if you can go out back and make the horse laugh you get all this money so he goes back and the horse starts to laugh like crazy, goes back in the bar takes the money and goes home.
Comes back the next day and sees the jar filled up again. He asked what is it for this time, if you can go back and make the horse cry you get the money. He goes back and the horse starts to cry.
Comes back and takes his money and the bar tender says what did you do?
Well the first day I told him that my dick was bigger this his and he laughed at me so the next day I proved it.
He says if you can go out back and make the horse laugh you get all this money so he goes back and the horse starts to laugh like crazy, goes back in the bar takes the money and goes home.
Comes back the next day and sees the jar filled up again. He asked what is it for this time, if you can go back and make the horse cry you get the money. He goes back and the horse starts to cry.
Comes back and takes his money and the bar tender says what did you do?
Well the first day I told him that my dick was bigger this his and he laughed at me so the next day I proved it.
Pay Per Ghost
What they f*ck happened in the thread section here
God awful thread. Not an Anti-Joke.
Nobody with high rep would make such a ******ed and why does rep even matter here?
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Speaking of "******ed" your comment didn't even make sense, plus..I didn't even mention anything about fucking rep. What does high rep have to do with making a stupid thread, eventually I'll have a full rep bar...would that automatically prevent me from making stupid threads?
Quite frankly, I don't find anything wrong with this thread, I wanted to hear some anti jokes, so I made a fucking thread about it. It got a decent amount of posts, so I'm guessing it wasn't that bad of an idea. You, Guy, and Paperghost seem to be the only ones that think it's bad. And at least 2/3 of you I know cannot stand me...possibly Guy too.
I think you're just a fucking dick. Apparently I pissed you off before in another thread, so you see a thread made by me and criticize it.
Stop being an asshole, if you don't like the thread, go to Coco's thread to talk about it, instead of posting in this one. Here's the link: http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=148044
In the meantime, get out and shut the fuck up. Cunt.
I love anti-jokes, I don't get all the hate.
Possibly because Sully can't tell them right. They need to be unexpected, and you can't just lump them in on people. They need to come in slow and steady, instead of all in one post.
Possibly because Sully can't tell them right. They need to be unexpected, and you can't just lump them in on people. They need to come in slow and steady, instead of all in one post.
You're right, I should have waited, and posted one at a time after each reply. The only reason that there is hate, is because they don't think I'm a good poster, and have probably been offended by things I've said in the past. It's called being bias.
A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender realizes how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
Sully, shut up. Quit whining. Your thread flopped-oh well.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
Why yes, Razor, I believe you are correct. Nice to see I'm not the only one who got it.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Smooth Sexual Chocolate
Grapefruits of Wrath
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
What do you call someone who regularly has sex with goats and other farm animals?
Matt Hardy