TNA Lockdown 4/17/11 LD

[klunderbunker]

Yes it's all about the strikes with the SUBMISSION Machine.

 

[.]

I wonder how he afforded that. God knows TNA didn't pay for it and their pay is terrible.

You know this how?

 

[Jason Scene]

Gotta love that insightful commentary from Taz...

"We're live at Lockdown!"

 

[klunderbunker]

Not a good sign when the best match of the night so far is just ok.

 

[Remix]

You know this how?

TNA don't pay for tallent getting injured in their ring. why would they pay for cosmetic surgury? And TNA Wrestlers usually have to suppliment their earnings with Indie dates, meaning he's unlikely to want to waste money on breast reduction surgury.

Plus it was a joke. Jesus.

 

[Mac Attack]

Samoa Joe ate too many babies as a child.

 

[klunderbunker]

Why do they keep switching to teh wide shot like that?

 

[X]

Yes it's all about the strikes with the SUBMISSION Machine.

Umm...yeah, Joe has ALWAYS been about stiff strikes since the beginning of his career. One of his trademarks.

 

[.]

Pope literally just got the shit slapped out of him.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

...a foot on the rope....in a cage match?

 

[.]

Ok so Pope's winning this.

 

[UnBEARaBULLfan]

we've got a slap fight in a cage, wtf?

 

[klunderbunker]

For some reason I'm expecting Okato to turn on Joe tonight.

 

[Remix]

Pope literally just got the shit slapped out of him.

[YOUTUBE]E-2_07ODRQU[/YOUTUBE]

 

[.]

Where the hell are the rest of the TNA marks?

 

[The Doctor]

word on the street is that Pope's ring gear looks Mortal Kombat-esque.

Joe was kidnapped by ninjas last year

I think we've finally figured out who did it.

 

[.]

It wasn't bad.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Good Match

 

[Jason Scene]

Is any match going to be good and go over fifteen minutes?

 

[klunderbunker]

At least the right guy won.

 

[X]

Why do they keep switching to teh wide shot like that?

To remind everyone that there are actually people at this show.

It's like the unpopular kid who gets a few friends and tries to show it off all the time. OMG LOOK EVERYONE AT MAH FRIENDS!

 

[X]

Pretty good match there, but could have used a few extra minutes. **3/4.

 

[.]

Hernandez can't speak SPANISH! His gimmick in AAA was that he wasn't like the other mexicans and couldn't speak mexican. In TNA it's the exact opposite.

 

[KettleFace]

STOP SPEAKING SPANISH I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

 

[klunderbunker]

Also, please let this be the end of Morgan vs. Hernandez so they can go on to ANYTHING else.