TNA iMPACT in the HIzOUSE LD 3/22/2010

[It's...Baylariat!]

Yea... he's back folks. Him, Nash, and X-Pac are bringing 'The Band' back together. Wonder who will play base? See what I did there? The post-Destination X edition of iMPACT should deal with some issues and set up more matches for Lockdown. One match already set up is between The Pope and AJ Styles for the coveted TNA World Heavyweight Title. Will Flair ever walk again? Will Jeff Hardy die live on iMPACT? Will the ratings go over a 1.0? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!!!

Tune in... or Hogan gets it.​

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't know why I bother:

 

[Shocky]

ignore this

 

[Shocky]

Is this not posting my post?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

They're not wrestling tonight are they? If they are... that's maybe the single goofiest thing I've ever seen. Unless they put Abyss back in the title picture. Which WILL be the single goofiest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, but RVD and Jeff Hardy weren't last week either: http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=103522

 

[Trill Co$by]

R-r-r-roger that!

Jackie's here

 

[X]

I'll be tuning into Impact, as usual.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

The go-home show for Wrestlemania tempts me, but I'll be here for iMPACT. And anyone else see King of Yu-gi-oh's signature. He's booked the Rock N' Roll Express!!!!

 

[X]

Lol I know half of the promoters in the mid-south area from the Crazy Max forum.

 

[Mr. TM]

He was also trained by Matt Hardy... Takes away all creds

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I think it would be pretty cheap to get trained by Matt Hardy. Just bring in cheeseburger subs loaded with mayonnaise everyday.

 

[Барбоса]

I booked a full show once too. It was all going swimmingly until Hulk Hogan broke the ring with a 25 foot elbow drop. One of his plastic bear-hugging arms came off.

It was sold out too. My dog was a very interested spectator

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I booked a full show once too. It was all going swimmingly until Hulk Hogan broke the ring with a 25 foot elbow drop. One of his plastic bear-hugging arms came off.

It was sold out too. My dog was a very interested spectator

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Imperator Barbosa again.

 

[Mr. TM]

Was the announcement that Bischoff can play guitar?

 

[jmt225]

Damn, Bischoff's not really bad if that's really him playing, lol.

 

[INDYjon22]

Damn EB is tearing it up.

 

[jmt225]

And Bischoff looks EXACTLY like Brett Favre in that cap. Good grief.

 

[Mr. TM]

In the summer of 69...

 

[Pepe Silvia]

HOLY FUCK. That was AMAZING. Bischoff's my favorite wrestling personality now. Fuck counter-holds.

 

[INDYjon22]

Except the voice and leaving the NFL like 10 million times.

 

[Mr. TM]

Bischoff is actually kinda hot in the cap.

 

[jmt225]

Hopefully this segment ends with Jarrett nailing Bischoff with the guitar. Great way to start the show.

 

[Mr. TM]

Lets get The Roadie out here!

 

[Mr. TM]

Get some fiddles out here!