He didn't book Miz vs Jerry fucking Lawler, that's all I know.
Believe me, Russo would gargle Lawler's balls if he could get him. Lawler is a bigger draw than anyone on his current roster.
He didn't bring out a midget in the middle of "one of the most satisfying" Royal Rumbles in recent years to take out half the roster with Cena.
No, he simulated a stabbing with a board with nails in it. My bad, much better.
He doesn't make wrestlers dance or sing, he doesn't have a laptop for a general manager, and even if he did - he'd have a conclusion to the storyline, he wouldn't alow John Cena (who was fired) to come out to his own music, wearing knee pads and roaming around the arena as if he was still emlpoyed.
I'm pretty sure I saw about 10 seconds of a fist pumping contest with Jay Lethal and some Jersey dude before I changed the channel. Luckily my remote was closer than my pistol.
I saw the reaction Nash got. I want to see if he'll get the SAME reaction on three RAWs in a row. He's a returning wrestler who has not been in WWE for YEARS. Fuckin' X-Pac could come back and they'd cheer. You can't be that stupid.
You may be right, in fact I'm sure you are.
Nash was a shocker? Is that why we all knew he was coming with T?
We all did? I'm pretty sure that the majority of wrestling fans aren't internet nerds like us. Factor in the nerds who don't look at spoilers, and the numbers likely lean in my favor.
First half of the RR was Nexus eliminating people one by one. Then John Cena comes out and eliminates ALL of them without breaking a sweat. Then the event continued with a MIDGET taking people out, a midget who by the way lasted longer than your butt-buddy Kevin Nash AND Booker T combined, and all of that ended in a mediocre mexican winning THE BIGGEST ROYAL RUMBLE in history and the runner up was Santino Marella. If that's satisfying then I'm not the one who's full of it.
Mediocre Mexican>85% of TNA roster, mic wise and work rate.
Midget>Bigger draw than Abyss.
Cena= Biggest draw in the business, he's definitely going to get the upper hand at an event like this.
Santino= Twice as entertaining as TNA on his own.
Yet you'd jizz your pants if he came back tomorrow.
I was always a fan of Hardy, and if he was to get clean and stop being a useless dopehead, I'd welcome him back with open arms.
It's Television for the simple minded. Bright colors, loud music - just what a boy with the attention span of a 5 years old needs. That and some Cena balls in his mouth.
*Sigh* If you're not funny, don't try to force it. You're trying so hard to prove your point, and while I'm offering little to no substance to my argument other than bashing TNA, you're getting your cunt all twisted up. These are the only true facts I can present; TNA hasn't delivered on a true swerve since Immortal's arrive, which was the first one since Samoa Joe joining MEM. WWE has delivered consistently. This was not a big swerve. A big swerve doesn't have to end with a 10 minute promo to explain everything to make sense, a good swerve happens and ends the show, leaving the audience in peril for the next week.
Well, it's been real homie, but this was far too much work.