There is a strange person sleeping on my couch

[justinsayne]

...and I have no idea who he is, not very amused by this discovery either...neither is the cat, he likes to sit on the couch and look out the window

 

[X]

Unless he has beer, kick his ass out.

 

[Scotty]

Throiw the cat on his face and say "The cat did that for stealing his birds eye view."

 

[justinsayne]

Throiw the cat on his face and say "The cat did that for stealing his birds eye view."

The thought has already crossed my mine tbh, lil' guy is helping my post right now LOL

But seriously I'm going to need to remind the people I live with that we arn't running a fucking bed and breakfast here, and there friends need to go the fuck home

 

[X]

Shit tell 'em Justin. Nothing is more mind-numbingly aggravating than having shitty roommates, nothing. 'Tis why I live alone now. There's only maybe one or two friends I'd consider rooming with these days. May have to pretty soon if I keep getting hours cut at work.

 

[Uncle Sam]

They'll get the message when they have to visit their friend in the burns unit of the local hospital, if you catch my drift.

 

[justinsayne]

Shit tell 'em Justin. Nothing is more mind-numbingly aggravating than having shitty roommates, nothing. 'Tis why I live alone now. There's only maybe one or two friends I'd consider rooming with these days. May have to pretty soon if I keep getting hours cut at work.

After the year lease is up I'm gone, by that time I should easily be able to afford my own place, roommate we have now is a pretty cool guy just doesn't seem to be able to tell his friends when it's time to go the fuck home, I don't mind if they have friends come over a hang out, it's there place too, but fuck at least have some respect for the other people who fucking live there, if you're going to bed tell your friends to leave, I really don't think that's too much to ask, I mean for fuck sake we're not 8 fucking years old anymore we don't need to be having slumber parties with our friends every fucking weekend

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Put cat nip on the dudes face. And what ever happens... happens.

 

[Ty Burna]

Put cat nip on the dudes face. And what ever happens... happens.

I second this notion.

 

[Theo Mays]

Put cat nip on the dudes face. And what ever happens... happens.

All must obey The Lariat. Cat nip or bust. The plan is bulletproof.