The Zonies - Wrestlezone Movie Awards

[Dave]

Best Sports Film - United
Best Action Film – The Matrix
Best Comedy Film - Superbad
Best Horror / Thriller / Slasher Film - Scream
Best Drama / Romance Film – American History X
Best Sci-Fi - Star Wars Empire Strikes Back

Best Actor – Leonardo DiCaprio

Best Actress – Meryl Streep

Best Director – Christopher Nolan

Biggest Movie Badass – Mickey Rourke (Sin City)

Best Non-Porn Sex Scene – Jason Segal/Mila Kunis/Russell Brand/Kristen Bell (FSM)

Best Monolouge – Mel Gibson (Braveheart)

Most Awesome Shit Movie – Spontaneous Combustion

Most Gruesome Movie – I Spit On Your Grave

Best Pro Wrestler Performance in a Movie – The Rock (Fast Five)

Best Typecasted Actor or Actress – Seth Rogan

Best Beating on Film – Bruce Willis (Sin City)

Best Performance by an Angry Black Guy – Samuel L Jackson (Pulp Fiction)

Most Creative Murder on Film - Cannibal Holocaust

Most Unintentionally Funny Non-Comedy Film – Drive Thru

Best Movie to Watch While Stoned – Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Best Movie Based on a Comic Book – Sin City

Best Movie Based on a Video Game – Street Fighter

Best Remake / Reboot – Batman Begins/Dark Knight

Best Cult Classic – Donnie Darko

Best Twist Ending to a Film – Shutter Island

Worst Role by an Oscar-Winning Actor or Actress – Morgan Freeman (Wanted)

Best Horror Movie Heronie – Jamie Lee Curtis (Halloween)

Most Quotable Film of All Time - Borat

Best Movie Quote of All Time – Here's Johnny! (Psycho)

Best Use of Subtitles in a Film - Downfall

Most Over Rated Film of All Time – Citizen Kane

Most Over Rated Actor / Actress of All Time – Ben Afleck

Most Overused Movie Quote of All Time – High 5 (Borat)

Most Memorable Movie Cameo Ever – Keith Richards (POTC)

Best Movie Soundtrack – Inception (Hans Zimmer)

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I have just added "Best Crime / Mob Flick"

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Best Overall Film of All Time (top 2 vote getters from each category)

Best Sports Film: Rocky, Remember the Titans, Rudy, Major League, Vision Quest

Best Action Film: Lethal Weapon, The Expendables, Rush Hour

Best Comedy Film: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ghostbusters, Ferris Beullers Day Off, Dr. Strangelove, The Princess Bride

Best Horror / Thriller / Slasher Film: Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3, Silence of the Lambs

Best Drama / Romance Film: A Few Good Men, 12 Angry Men, Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather, Schindler's List, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Inherit the Wind

Best Sci-Fi: Empire Strikes Back, Alien, Independence Day, 2001:,

Best Crime / Mob Flick: Casino, Goodfellas, Bronx Tale

Best Actor: Robert DiNiro, Al Pacino, Tom Hanks, Anthony Hopkins, Denzel Washington, Ed Norton, Spencer Tracy, Robin Williams

Best Actress: Meryl Streep, Jodie Foster, Hilary Swank, Susan Sarandon, Julia Roberts, Charlize Theron, Sharon Stone

Best Director: Scorcese, David Fincher

Biggest Movie Badass: Charles Bronson, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Chuck Norris, Brad Pitt, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Sly Stallone, Brandon Lee, Jason Statham, Kurt Russell

Best Non-Porn Sex Scene: Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights

Best Monolouge: Pacino in "Devils Advocate," Bill Pullman in "Independence Day," Tom Hanks in "A League of Their Own."

Most Awesome Shit Movie: Death Wish 3

Most Gruesome Movie: Hostel

Best Pro Wrestler Performance in a Movie: Austin in Expendables, Andre in Princess Bride, Ludvig Borga in Die Hard with a Vengeance, Jerry Lawler in Man on the Moon, Kevin Nash in TMNT 2.

Best Typecasted Actor or Actress: Joe Pesci as a mob psycho, Sharon Stone as a ****e.

Best Beating on Film: Ed Norton beats up the blonde guy in Fight Club, Frank Vincent and co. beat Pesci and his brother with bats at the end of Casino.

Best Performance by an Angry Black Guy: Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Ficton

Most Creative Murder on Film: Some guy is picked apart slowly in House of Wax, fake Jason uses a leather strap and a stick to crush a dude's head against a tree in Friday the 13th Part 5.

Most Unintentionally Funny Non-Comedy Film: no nomination

Best Movie to Watch While Stoned: Dude, Where's My Car?

Best Movie Based on a Comic Book: Batman (the original, dammit!)

Best Movie Based on a Video Game: Mortal Kombat

Best Remake / Reboot: Thomas Crown Affair, Red Dragon, Little Shop of Horrors, Father of the Bride, Ocean's 11, Cape Fear, The Fly

Best Cult Classic: Dark City, Fight Club

Best Twist Ending to a Film: Usual Suspects, Fight Club, 6th Sense, Sleepaway Camp

Worst Role by an Oscar-Winning Actor or Actress: no nomination

Best Horror Movie Heronie: Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween, Dana Kimmell in Friday the 13th Part 3

Most Quotable Film of All Time: Ghostbusters, Monty Python the Holy Grail, Ace Ventura, Office Space, Happy Gilmore, Austin Powers, Dumb and Dumber, Major League, Christmas Vacation, Caddyshack, Airplane, American Pie, Breakfast Club

Best Movie Quote of All Time: will be in a separate post

Best Use of Subtitles in a Film: Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds

Most Over Rated Film of All Time: Scarface

Most Over Rated Actor / Actress of All Time: Kevin Costner, Nicholas Cage

Most Overused Movie Quote of All Time: "Yeah, Baby!"

Most Memorable Movie Cameo Ever: no nomination

Best Movie Soundtrack: Cocktail, Daredevil, Freddy vs Jason

 

[Gelgarin]

Best Sports Film - Munich.

Best Action Film – Die Hard

Best Comedy Film - I'll get back to you.

Best Horror / Thriller / Slasher Film - Phone Booth

Best Drama / Romance Film – What the fuck kind of category is this?

Best Sci-Fi - Cypher

Best Actor – Martin Sheen

Best Actress – Dame Judi Dench

Best Director – David Fincher (But directors are fucking over-rated)

Biggest Movie Badass – Jeff Bridges (True Grit)

Best Non-Porn Sex Scene – Ludivine Sagnier/Marc Fayolle (Swimming Pool)

Best Monolouge – Richard Burton (Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf)

Most Awesome Shit Movie – The Transporter

Most Gruesome Movie – I am a mature adult. I have no idea. The Godfather?

Best Pro Wrestler Performance in a Movie – Andre the Giant (The Princess Bride)

Best Typecasted Actor or Actress – Jeff Goldbloom

Best Beating on Film – We're not going to have any awards the pertain to scriptwriting, symbolism or depth are we? Once again I have no idea.

Best Performance by an Angry Black Guy – Samuel L Jackson (Does it really matter?)

Most Creative Murder on Film - Pulp Fiction (When Samuel L Jackson shoots the guy with a gun)

Most Unintentionally Funny Non-Comedy Film – Walking Tall

Best Movie to Watch While Stoned – Train spotting.

Best Movie Based on a Comic Book – To the best of my knowledge they are all shit. The Crow is probably the best of a bad lot.

Best Movie Based on a Video Game – Pokemon The First Movie (and that was even harder than films based on comics)

Best Remake / Reboot – Casino Royal

Best Cult Classic – The Room

Best Twist Ending to a Film – Cypher

Worst Role by an Oscar-Winning Actor or Actress – Russell Crow (Gladiator)

Best Horror Movie Heronie – The one who got her tits out and then got killed.

Most Quotable Film of All Time - The Princess Bride

Best Movie Quote of All Time – Stella! (A Streetcar Named Desire)

Best Use of Subtitles in a Film - Hay, and interesting category. Unfortunately I don't understand it. Is it a silly way of asking for best foreign language film, or asking for a film that used subtitles in a particularly interesting way.

Most Over Rated Film of All Time – The Dark Knight

Most Over Rated Actor / Actress of All Time – Heath Ledger

Most Overused Movie Quote of All Time – I know what you're thinking (Dirty Harry)

Most Memorable Movie Cameo Ever – Hitchcock (Whatever)

Best Movie Soundtrack – Amadeus (Mozart)

 

[JGlass]

Best Crime/Mob Film- L.A. Confidential
Best Sci-Fi- Star Wars Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back

 

[Барбоса]

Best Overall Film of All Time - The Godfather

Best Sports Film - Remember the Titans, Rocky

Best Action Film - Indiana Jones

Best Comedy Film - The Big Lebowski, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail

Best Horror/Thriller/Slasher Film - Silence of the Lambs

Best Drama/Romance Film - Lost in Translation

Best Actor - Marlon Brando

Best Actress - Meryl Streep

Best Director - The Coen Brothers

Biggest Movie Badass - The Corleone assassins - Luca Brasi, Al Neri and Willie Cicci, The Godfather

Best Non-Porn Sex Scene - No idea

Best Monolouge - Marlon Brando, On The Waterfront

Most Awesome Shit Movie -

Most Gruesome Movie -

Best Pro Wrestler Performance in a Movie -

Best Typecasted Actor or Actress - Joe Pesci - psychopathic gangster

Best Beating on Film - Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) and Jimmy "The Gent" Conway (Robert De Niro) killing Billy Batts (Frank Vincent) in Goodfellas

Best Performance by an Angry Black Guy - Vin Diesel, Pitch Black

Most Creative Murder on Film - Valerie Lewton, Final Destination

Most Unintentionally Funny Non-Comedy Film -

Best Movie to Watch While Stoned - No idea

Best Movie Based on a Comic Book - Batman Begins, X-Men 2, 300, Sin City, Kick-Ass

Best Movie Based on a Video Game - Mortal Kombat

Best Remake / Reboot - Batman Begins, Casino Royale

Best Cult Classic - Garden State

Best Twist Ending to a Film - "No... I am your father!", Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Worst Role by an Oscar-Winning Actor or Actress - Denzel Washington, Training Day

Best Horror Movie Heroine -

Most Quotable Film of All Time - The Big Lebowski, Ghostbusters

Best Movie Quote of All Time - "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind

Best Use of Subtitles in a Film -

Most Over Rated Film of All Time - Fargo

Most Over Rated Actor / Actress of All Time - Al Pacino

Most Overused Movie Quote of All Time -

Most Memorable Movie Cameo Ever -

Best Movie Soundtrack - Star Wars

 

[Coco]

I love Lost in Translation but it's not about romance. Also, why are we lumping drama and romance in with one another?

 

[Барбоса]

I love Lost in Translation but it's not about romance. Also, why are we lumping drama and romance in with one another?

I find Lost in Translation to be a decent crossover between romance and drama

 

[Coco]

But I saw nothing romantic about the love in that movie. And I'm always right.

 

[Dave]

Can we have a category for best movie not made in America?

 

[Барбоса]

Boy meets girl; boy and girl spend time together; there is a falling out; boy and girl get back together

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Best Sports Film - Hoop Dreams, Raging Bull, Murderball, Friday Night Lights, Blue Crush

Best Action Film - Robocop, Crank, Crank: High Voltage, Swordfish, Seven Samurai

Best Crime Film - Heat, Thief, Pulp Fiction, Le Circle Rouge, Tokyo Drifter, Scarface, Gomorrah, Fresh, A Prophet, 36 Quai des Orfèvres, The Godfather 2, Pusher, Pusher 2, Pusher 3

Best Sci-fi Film - Hardware, Primer, Timecrimes, Terminator 2, Dark City, The Matrix, Stalker, Vanilla Sky, 2001: A Space Odyssey

Best Comedy Film - Caddyshack, American Pie, Withnail and I, The Hangover, Groundhog Day, Return of the Living Dead, Being John Malkovich, There's Something About Mary, Dumb & Dumber, Clerks

Best Horror / Thriller / Slasher Film - Wages of Fear, The Thing (1980), Prince of Darkness, Inside (2007), Angst, Demoni, Zombie, The House by the Cemetery, Opera, Tenebre, Suspiria, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Cache, Memories of Murder, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Dr.

Best Drama / Romance Film - Boyz N The Hood, The White Ribbon, Ran, American Beauty, Nashville, After The Wedding, La Dolce Vita, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Almost Famous, The Bad Sleep Well, Monsoon Wedding, Chungking Express, Happy Together, Mother (2009), Ugetsu, As Good As It Gets, Terms of Endearment

Best Actor - Vince Cassel, Jack Nicholson, Tony Leung, Morgan Freeman, Edward Norton, Al Pacino

Best Actress - Meryl Streep, Isabelle Huppert, Shirley MacLaine, Hilary Swank

Best Director - Akira Kurosawa, Federico Fellini, Stanley Kubrick, Michael Haneke, David Lynch, Michael Mann

Biggest Movie Badass - Choda Boy

Best Non-Porn Sex Scene - Jason Biggs and Elizabeth Shannon from American Pie

Best Monolouge - Richard Grant from Withnail and I, James Caan from Thief

Most Awesome Shit Movie - Troll 2

Most Gruesome Movie - Irreversible, Inside, Cannibal Holocaust, The Death King, Nekromantik, Dead-Alive

Best Pro Wrestler Performance in a Movie - Kevin Nash in The Punisher

Best Typecasted Actor or Actress - David Caruso

Best Beating on Film - Joe Pesci in Casino

Best Performance by an Angry Black Guy - Samuel L. Jackson in A Time To Kill

Most Creative Murder on Film - Tom Wilkinson in Michael Clayton

Most Unintentionally Funny Non-Comedy Film - Paranormal Activity 2

Best Movie to Watch While Stoned - Cheech and Chong's Next Movie

Best Movie Based on a Comic Book - Batman Begins, Ghost World

Best Movie Based on a Video Game - Mortal Kombat

Best Remake / Reboot - The Thomas Crown Affair

Best Cult Classic - Meet The Feebles

Best Twist Ending to a Film - The Sixth Sense

Worst Role by an Oscar-Winning Actor or Actress - Jon Voight in The Karate Dog

Best Horror Movie Heronie - Jannicke from Cold Prey

Most Quotable Film of All Time - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Best Movie Quote of All Time - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," from Gone With The Wind

Best Use of Subtitles in a Film - Rush Hour 2, Scary Movie 4

Most Over Rated Film of All Time - Fargo

Most Over Rated Actor / Actress of All Time - Katherine Hepburn

Most Overused Movie Quote of All Time - The quad quote from Old School

Most Memorable Movie Cameo Ever - Molly Ringwald from Not Another Teen Movie

Best Movie Soundtrack - The Lost Boys

 

[Coco]

Boy meets girl; boy and girl spend time together; there is a falling out; boy and girl get back together

That was paternal love, homey.

 

[Барбоса]

The lingering kiss at the end did not look particularly paternal

 

[Coco]

Because they're not blood related. Obviously. Do you not have a step mother?

 

[Барбоса]

I would not kiss my step mother like that. No one should

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Good question Coco. I'm just trying not to kill us on categories. If we get slammed with nominations and we can split them into separate categories, we will.

 

[Coco]

Good thing they're not related at all then. Not even not by blood.

 

[Coco]

Alternatively, she has daddy issues. Yeah. That's the ticket.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Most Memorable Movie Cameo Ever - Molly Ringwald from Not Another Teen Movie

Actually, I remember the cameo the principal played in that film far better.

And Mike Tyson in The Hangover was legendary.

 

[D-Man]

Best cameos might be Tom Cruise, Gwyneth Paltrow, Danny Devito and John Travolta in Austin Powers: Goldmember.

 

[Tastycles]

Best Sports Film: Does Jerry Maguire count?, Rocky, err... maybe only 2 for this one

Best Action Film: Terminator, Predator, Total Recall

Best Comedy Film: Groundhog Day, There's Something About Mary, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Best Horror / Thriller / Slasher Film: Scream, Abre los Ojos, Se7en

Best Drama / Romance Film: Why are these together? Trying to incorporate them all: Forrest Gump, Amelie, Streetcar Named Desire

Best Sci-Fi: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Empire Strikes Back, Planet of The Apes

Best Crime / Mob Flick: Pulp Fiction, Italian Job,

Best Actor: Tom Hanks, Marlon Brando, Jack Nicholson

Best Actress: Audrey Hepburn, Meryl Streep, Judi Dench

Best Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet

Biggest Movie Badass: The Terminator in Terminator

Best Non-Porn Sex Scene: Shower sex in 500 days of Summer

Best Monolouge: Trying hard to be the shepherd, Pulp Fiction

Most Awesome Shit Movie: Primal Species

Most Gruesome Movie: Baise Moi

Best Pro Wrestler Performance in a Movie: Kurrgan in Sherlock Holmes

Best Typecasted Actor or Actress: Hugh Grant as clumsy English gent

Best Beating on Film: Bob Barker on Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

Best Performance by an Angry Black Guy: Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Ficton

Most Creative Murder on Film: Nicholas Cage calls someone the rocket man and fires a missile at them The Rock

Most Unintentionally Funny Non-Comedy Film: Snakes on a Train

Best Movie to Watch While Stoned: no nomination

Best Movie Based on a Comic Book: Iron Man

Best Movie Based on a Video Game: Tomb Raider. Best of a horrendously bad bunch though.

Best Remake / Reboot: Thomas Crown Affair, Red Dragon, Little Shop of Horrors, Father of the Bride, Ocean's 11, Cape Fear, The Fly

Best Cult Classic: Trainspotting

Best Twist Ending to a Film: no nomination

Worst Role by an Oscar-Winning Actor or Actress: no nomination

Best Horror Movie Heronie: Sydney, Scream

Most Quotable Film of All Time: Casablanca

Best Movie Quote of All Time: Open the pod bay doors, HAL

Best Use of Subtitles in a Film: Amelie

Most Over Rated Film of All Time: Fight Club, The Matrix

Most Over Rated Actor / Actress of All Time: Russell Crowe

Most Overused Movie Quote of All Time: May the Force be with you

Most Memorable Movie Cameo Ever: All of them on 24 Hour Party People

Best Movie Soundtrack: 500 Days of Summer

 

[Dave]

I might do another list. I thought we could have one nomination.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Best cameo should be Gene Hackman in Young Frankenstein.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Best Sports Film - Raging Bull, Rocky, Bull Durham, Slap Shot, The Hustler

Best Action Film - Point Break, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Battle of the Bulge, Lethal Weapon, The Dirty Dozen

Best Crime Film - Heat, Thief, On The Waterfront, Scarface (1983), The Killing

Best Organized Crime/Gangster Film - The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, Once Upon A Time In America, Goodfellas, The Public Enemy

Best Sci-fi Film - Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back, 2001: A Space Odyssey, War of the Worlds (1953), The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951), Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Best Comedy Film - The Big Lebowski, Grumpy Old Men, Tootsie, The Breakfast Club, Bad Santa

Best Horror - Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist, The Shining, Dracula (1992), Let The Right One In

Best Thriller - Blue Velvet, Rear Window, Silence of the Lambs, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange

Best Mystery - The Maltese Falcon, Chinatown, Anatomy of a Murder, Dial M for Murder, The Usual Suspects

Best Western - Unforgiven, Hang Em' High, Once Upon A Time in the West, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Best Drama Film (I have no idea how you classify "Drama," so these are five of my favorite films which didn't make another category - A Streetcar Named Desire, Giant, Cool Hand Luke, Hud, Magnolia

Best Actor - Daniel Day-Lewis, Paul Newman, Marlon Brando, Robert DeNiro, James Stewart

Best Actress - Meryl Streep, Frances McDormand, Elizabeth Taylor, Jane Fonda, Cate Blanchett

Best Director - Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, Alfred Hitchcock, Elia Kazan, Sergio Leone

Biggest Movie Badass - Charlie Bronson (Tom Hardy in Bronson)

Best Non-Porn Sex Scene - Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry in Monster's Ball

Best Monolouge - Dennis Hopper (history of Sicilians) in True Romance.

Most Awesome Shit Movie - Howard the Duck

Most Gruesome Movie - Faces of Death II

Best Pro Wrestler Performance in a Movie - Roddy Piper in They Live

Best Typecasted Actor or Actress - Clint Eastwood

Best Beating on Film - Ed Norton and Jared Leto - Fight Club

Best Performance by an Angry Black Guy - Samuel L. Jackson in Black Snake Moan

Most Creative Murder on Film - Paul Newman and Wolfgang Kieling in Torn Curtain

Most Unintentionally Funny Non-Comedy Film - Sling Blade

Best Movie to Watch While Stoned - The American Movie

Best Movie Based on a Comic Book - The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, A History of Violence, Road to Perdition, Batman (1989)

Best Movie Based on a Video Game - They all suck.

Best Remake / Reboot - Cape Fear

Best Cult Classic - Eraserhead

Best Twist Ending to a Film - Primal Fear

Worst Role by an Oscar-Winning Actor or Actress - Halle Berry in Catwoman

Best Horror Movie Heronie - Father Damien Karras in The Exorcist

Most Quotable Film of All Time - The Big Lebowski

Best Use of Subtitles in a Film - The Passion of the Christ

Most Over Rated Film of All Time - Casablanca

Most Over Rated Actor / Actress of All Time - Jack Nicholson

Most Overused Movie Quote of All Time - Anything from Old School, The Hangover or Wedding Crashers.

Most Memorable Movie Cameo Ever - Bill Murray in Zombieland

Best Movie Soundtrack - American Graffiti

Oh, and if I were asked to create this same list six months from now, I'm sure it would look different.