The Prison Low Point.

[Johnny Scumm]

Well, I guess I'm the only one left.

It's been about 2 weeks since Bill Lesnar returned, only to leave a few days later. He left his little BT that he was doing in the hands of Jenks, who has also disappeared. Where the fuck have all the Prisoners gone? We had the Christian Hater, but they only came back to leave. Fungus Head is a goner as well, leaving me here on my own.

Now, I don't know what's up with Jenks and why he hasn't been here in a while. It's a shame, because he kept me company. But what I'm getting at is, yes, we're "The Prison", we're meant to be under-privileged and the like, but what's with ALL the inactivity? Apart from myself, who does come to visit everyday, there's never a Prisoner online. If it wasn't for some of the Guys who come down to visit, I'd get bored on my own. Thanks to Horace, Naitch, Gil, Macios, Sully, Sparky (Just for that red), enterkey, Chester, Roberto - The "Regular" visitors.

Anyway, starting from today (This thread included), I am going to attempt to create at least 1 new Thread a day, just to boost activity down here.

 

[Uncle Chester]

You deserve parole.

 

[Slyfox696]

You deserve parole.

You deserve imprisonment.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Well at least Sly made a visit.

His little comment made me laugh, so that's good enough.

Chester, wanna trade?

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Yes, I vote for the trade. And I try to come fairly often.

 

[Uncle Chester]

You deserve imprisonment.

I've broken no rules, Fox. I don't deserve limitation.

 

[enterkey]

Well at least Sly made a visit.

His little comment made me laugh, so that's good enough.

Chester, wanna trade?

I fully support this trade idea!

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Both Horace & Enterkey support that really random idea of mine. Yay.

 

[JGlass]

I never understood why J4L was put in here in the first place, though my best guess would be regular rule breaking.

Little does Chester know that the prison isn't necessarily just for rule breakers, it's also for people who need attitude adjustments.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

JGlass - Take the word "Alts", then multiply it by about 3 or 4. You have why I'm in the Prison.

It's just been REALLY empty in here as of late, starting to dislike it.

 

[enterkey]

I never understood why J4L was put in here in the first place, though my best guess would be regular rule breaking.

Little does Chester know that the prison isn't necessarily just for rule breakers, it's also for people who need attitude adjustments.

Cena's never around when you need him

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Nice one there enterkey.

I'd say, if I got out of here, I'd post in about 50 Threads in the first hour of me being back on the Mains.

 

[Uncle Chester]

I never understood why J4L was put in here in the first place, though my best guess would be regular rule breaking.

Little does Chester know that the prison isn't necessarily just for rule breakers, it's also for people who need attitude adjustments.

Attitude which was only showed in the Cage? The ONLY place where it is, by the rules the mighty Slyfox himself has created, are allowed. Yep, trade me right now.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Starting an argument with JGlass may just kick you back hard in the Arse Chester.

 

[Uncle Chester]

I fully support this trade idea!

I fully support the banning of all posting of promiscuous pictures. There goes your entire worth to these forums.

 

[JGlass]

Eh, he's been trying to push my buttons rather unsuccessfully for days now. He doesn't realize that I can detest him while maintaining maximum amounts of zen.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Good on you JGlass, good on you.

When I get out of here, I might request you mentor me.

 

[Sparky]

Starting an argument with JGlass may just kick you back hard in the Arse Chester.

You want a straw?

I fully support the banning of all posting of promiscuous pictures. There goes your entire worth to these forums.

Hey now thats not fair. Enterkey isn't just for the pics... He posts some hot Gifs too

 

[Uncle Chester]

Starting an argument with JGlass may just kick you back hard in the Arse Chester.

He's not particularly good at it, J4L. He's okay but nothing special.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

The word "Mod" may have a bigger part to play in it.

 

[JGlass]

Chester isn't scared of the mods. That's what makes him so cool.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Cool? Really?

I'd say stupid.

 

[Uncle Chester]

Yet you got caught. How stupid must you have been to get caught when there's so many posters for the mods too manage?

That was rhetorical but I'll answer anyway, VERY VERY VERY STUPID.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Yeah, but not being scared of the Mods? Not a good idea, one slip up and you're caught.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I mean, that's like you breaking into a bank and just walking right past the Guards with a Gun in Hand and Balaclava on, which I can imagine you doing.