The Oscars

[The Dragon Saga]

Kristen Stewart could potentially be the most miserable person on the face of this earth. My God what an emotionless person.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Michael Clarke Duncan was an absolute legend, seriously miss that dude.

 

[klunderbunker]

Kristen Stewart could potentially be the most miserable person on the face of this earth. My God what an emotionless person.

She sounded like she had no soul.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Tony Scott. What a shame.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Lulz. I thought I was the only, who noticed that. Surprised the crowd didn't react to it.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

She sounded like she had no soul.

Sounded like? Stop giving her credit KB.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Count me in for "Splash". I must watch Louie Anderson dive.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Kristen Stewart could potentially be the most miserable person on the face of this earth. My God what an emotionless person.

She's not even attractive either.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

What I'd do to Rene Zellwegger legally can't be described.

Not due to the graphic nature, but due to the restraining order.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I would love it if one time someone won one of these awards and cut a heel promo saying "I KNEW IT! I WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERY ONE OF YOU AND I EARNED THIS!" It would be so much more interesting than listing off names that like 4 people on the planet would recognize.

As awesome as that would be, it would be even more awesome if one of the presenters opens the envelope, says one nominee, then says "nah I'm just kidding, the real winner is _____"

 

[klunderbunker]

Thank goodness.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Catherine Zeta-Jones would also get it, bi-polar or not.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

AND WHY WASN'T 100 BLACK COFFINS NOMINATED?

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[The Dragon Saga]

George Takei &#8207;@GeorgeTakei
The only thing that could make the Oscars gayer, @SethMacFarlane, is if I hosted them

 

[Turd Ferguson]

What I'd do to Rene Zellwegger legally can't be described.

Not due to the graphic nature, but due to the restraining order.

Un-squint her eyes?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

After Disney's Paperman won the Academy Award for best animated short on Sunday, producer Christina Reed began throwing paper airplanes, about three or four, with kisses on them -- like the ones seen in the short -- from her seat in the mezzanine.

The paper planes were nowhere near the stage, instead shooting straight down from the balcony. It went largely unnoticed by the crowd, however, security didn't think the act was very sweet, kicking her out of the Dolby Theatre auditorium.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/race/oscars-paperman-producer-thrown-animated-424023

Not as good as George Takei, but still pretty good.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

This dude is really nervous or really coked up.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Speaking of really coked up, here comes Quentin. So glad he won

 

[The Dragon Saga]

I'm indifferent on Charlize Theron. Probably would.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Django won't win Best Picture, but I'll take the other two Oscars. Well deserved on both occasions.

 

[klunderbunker]

How in the world did Michael Douglas get and keep Catherine Zeta-Jones?

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Honestly didn't see it coming, but Ang Lee was the right choice.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

How in the world did Michael Douglas get and keep Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Pfft. Billy Bob Thornton snagging a young Angelina Jolie is more impressive.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Damn, Jessica will have to wait another year. But at the rate she's going, I'm sure she'll win an Oscar someday.

Congrats to Jennifer Lawrence. She was AMAZING in Silver Linings.