The Official LOLWWE Thread

[Coco]

Would I switch to a different cable or satellite provider to get the WWE Network? Not when it's going to be filled with the same recycled, self-aggrandizing nonsense your DVDs have featured for years.

Alberto Del Rio: Yeah, he's really catching on.

So a show aimed at children is heavily sponsored by Just For Men because...? I'll assume it's because you're not very good at accomplishing your goals.

And so forth.

 

[Karilas]

I really like the idea of this thread. A nice place to vent.

So, how's this ritual televised humiliation of Good Ol' JR™ going for y'all? Make you feel good, Vinnie? Nice work, big man.

There should totally be one of these threads for TNA, too.

 

[Coco]

Better yet: How about not going back to the JR well at least once a year and undermining any progress the current crop of commentators have made towards winning minds and hearts?

 

[ABMorales787]

*Nothing says "shit got real" like having your workers walk out on you due to feeling unsafe.

*The Money In The Bank winner has been as active as TNA's TV Champion. And is supposed to headline Wrestlemania

*Is there a point to the Royal Rumble? They say 60% of the winners win the title, but the number of people who actually win it to cap off 'Mania drops as time goes by. Hell, this year, the winner opened 'Mania.

*How R-Truth's heel turn hasn't spurred accusations of racial stereotyping is beyond me.

*WWE want's to push Zack Ryder so badly, they put Mason Ryan ahead of him in a US title feud.

*John Morrison. 'Nuff said.

*Tough Enough. No new season yet. Probably because trying to pull anything better than Melina vs Alicia Fox is hopeless.

*Wrestlemania 27. Proof that people would indeed buy turd if well covered enough.

Better yet: How about not going back to the JR well at least once a year and undermining any progress the current crop of commentators have made towards winning minds and hearts?

Josh Matthews and... Booker T? Wow. They are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

I think I'm done venting. For now.

 

[X]

This is some of your poorest work yet Coco. I think you're in a mid-troll-career slump. I expect better effort than this.

 

[ABMorales787]

This is some of your poorest work yet Coco. I think you're in a mid-troll-career slump. I expect better effort than this.

Don't be a killjoy.

 

[Daniel]

*Nothing says "shit got real" like having your workers walk out on you due to feeling unsafe.

*The Money In The Bank winner has been as active as TNA's TV Champion. And is supposed to headline Wrestlemania

*Is there a point to the Royal Rumble? They say 60% of the winners win the title, but the number of people who actually win it to cap off 'Mania drops as time goes by. Hell, this year, the winner opened 'Mania.

*How R-Truth's heel turn hasn't spurred accusations of racial stereotyping is beyond me.

*WWE want's to push Zack Ryder so badly, they put Mason Ryan ahead of him in a US title feud.

*John Morrison. 'Nuff said.

*Tough Enough. No new season yet. Probably because trying to pull anything better than Melina vs Alicia Fox is hopeless.

*Wrestlemania 27. Proof that people would indeed buy turd if well covered enough.



Josh Matthews and... Booker T? Wow. They are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

I think I'm done venting. For now.

This post is so bad, I'm really not sure if you're being serious.

 

[Coco]

This is some of your poorest work yet Coco. I think you're in a mid-troll-career slump. I expect better effort than this.

This isn't trolling. I have legitimate grievances and they will be aired.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I liked Vickie a lot more when she was fat (really fat). She needs to bring back the gut, that thing was a heat magnet.

 

[shattered dreams]

I like the current Vickie better. How else are we going to inspire another generation of men to give women body issues that they shouldn't have other than by having Mr. Respect John Cena teach them the proper way to do it?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I like the current Vickie better. How else are we going to inspire another generation of men to give women body issues that they shouldn't have other than by having Mr. Respect John Cena teach them the proper way to do it?

Sooo we shouldn't be making fun of fat women... ?

 

[Hawkeye]

THICKIE VICKIE

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Why does Cena hate ADR so much? Punk loses the belt to ADR and says, fair enough, I've done the same, whatever. Cena comes out later going ape-shit and vein-bulgingly angry.

On Raw he AA's him outside then throws steps at him to keep him down for 10. THEN let's everyone know it's a last man standing match. ...eh? What did ADR do to Cena?!

Also, Zack Ryder has sucked all the fun out of 'Woo' now. He gets to say it thrice as well! Sting and Flair get woo's done.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I don't get this fanboyism reaction to "OMGZ EMBARASSING JR AGAINZ!". If it's an act, you're buying it wholesale. If it's legit, JR is an idiot for going back, else he clearly doesn't care. So why do you?

I agree with Coco here; bringing him back in is neat but totally undermines the chances the rest of the team gets to build their own solid backing. OMGZ, BOOKER T! Yeah, he's doing pretty well. Gonna hate on a guy just for mixing his words a few times, like JR'S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. I'm convinced most of you hate him cause he's black.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm not particularly appreciative of CM Punk's push but didn't want to say in case I gave the impression that I'm hard to please.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Also, I'll take James Storm over Alberto Del Rio any day. Except Tuesday. That's Mexican night.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Why does Cena hate ADR so much? Punk loses the belt to ADR and says, fair enough, I've done the same, whatever. Cena comes out later going ape-shit and vein-bulgingly angry.

On Raw he AA's him outside then throws steps at him to keep him down for 10. THEN let's everyone know it's a last man standing match. ...eh? What did ADR do to Cena?!

Cena doesn't like Mexicans.

 

[Shocky]

JR continuing to come back on the show negatively effects the other commentators. I know it's blasphemy, but it's time for JR to go away.

Lack of play by play announcing and focus on storytelling still annoys the hell out of me. Yes I get there are 16 pay per views or something ridiculous like that a year, you don't have to remind me during every fucking segment to buy the damn show. I'm pretty convinced that the current crop of announcers don't know the names of the moves to begin with.

So yeah, commentary is my big beef with the company. Just a completely stupid way of handling the play by play in that company.

And LOL at people thinking John Morrison is a legit Main Eventer. Never was going to happen, probably won't happen if he goes to TNA. The dudes all flash, zero substance.

 

[Y-2-Jay]

Alberto Del Rio that is all.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Stolen joke with a slight hint of originality: Why is unemployment so high in the States? 'Cause Heath Slater does all the jobs.

 

[¡Roján!]

Wait... this actually got stickied? now, that's petty.

 

[ABMorales787]

"He's envisioning his PPV opponent and is trying to send a message". I am so sick of that damn line. Say like it is. The dude is just being an asshole because he can. He's not sending anyone a message.

Wait... this actually got stickied? now, that's petty.

How so? TNA deserves one but WWE doesn't? Racist.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

If any of the play-by-play guys could get the job done, people would move on from J.R. Well, not completely, but these new guys stink.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I enjoy the work of both Josh Mathews and Matt Striker, though I'm not entirely sure what qualifies as play-by-play.

 

[Coco]

Matthews is damn fine. His voice work, I mean,