This slipped to the second page? You fucking *****.
Two things have happened in my life: 1) I've gone almost completely deaf in my left ear (hopefully soon to be remedied) and 2) I've realised I can watch NXT on a Thursday. If I had to guess, I'd say I saw a recording that originally aired in Saudi Arabia. Hey - that's where Gelgarin is!
When a crowd uses the term "jobbers," one might feel justified in claiming they've jumped the shark. And that's just what those little Floridian bastards do this week when The Ascension - spoilers - squash some jobbers. I'm writing the word down and not yelling it out at a wrestling show, so it's OK.
The new general manager isn't Hulk Hogan! The new general manager
is
Oh-ho, yes. One only hopes this doesn't mean he's given up his other gig.
These turds in the crowd are getting
way too fucking uppity, man. How they manage Goldberg chants with their own dicks lodged so firmly in their mouths is anyone's guess.
Sasha Banks and Bayley are two of NXT's most talented wrestlers - it's always a pleasure to watch them perform. Sasha was impressive as always and Bayley continued her transformation from comedy act to legitimate contender. At this point, I'm not sure who I'd rather see win at Takeover out of Bayley and Zayn. I think Bayley.
Though having Zayn lay out everybody in the ring and grab the title belt is a good way to hype me up.