The mindless time wasting thread

[Sparky]

Lulz go visit German town, there you shall find your new Missus.

 

[Барбоса]

I may have met this Tammy on my travels in Germany...

 

[Sparky]

You shall leave P'sanes Girl alone.

 

[Барбоса]

You shall leave P'sanes Girl alone.

I was only keeping her warm for him. It can get seriously cold in those remote German towns

 

[pyrusane]

You shall leave P'sanes Girl alone.

Good looking out bro. Glad to know you got my back there...

I was only keeping her warm for him. It can get seriously cold in those remote German towns

Ah, well then, that's...ok? Maybe you can tell me though...will she lick the strudel???

 

[Барбоса]

Ah, well then, that's...ok? Maybe you can tell me though...will she lick the strudel???

All German girls will go for your strudel. It's like a national pasttime

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Perhaps starting every conversation on Omegle with 'WASSAPNIN RAGAMUFFIN!' isn't the best idea.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm being a text adventure. It's fun.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im 17 m uk looking for girls with msn?
You: Welcome to EXTREME IRONING: A TEXT ADVENTURE.

Press R to begin playing.
Stranger: r
You: Please Enter Your Name:
Stranger: no
You: Please Enter Your Gender:
Stranger: no
You: Invalid Command. Please Try Again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[pyrusane]

Well hell, how much is a ticket to Germany...

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Where have i seen this before...lol

 

[Coco]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, im looking for a bi/gay male
You: For what?
Stranger: well, i wanna talk
Stranger: im kinda uncertian about my sexuality
Stranger: i think im turning gay
You: And you feel that wisdom can't be acquired from a heterosexual?
You: That's rather prejudiced of you.
Stranger: oh no, sure it can
Stranger: but speaking to someone who has experience on the subjects im curious about might be smart
Stranger: have you ever been buttfucked?
You: What's that?
Stranger: anal sex
You: Oh, like when she stops part way through to go and see if she left the stove on?
You: Yeah, once or twice.
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: have a nice day
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

*sigh*

 

[The Doctor]

 

[gd]

 

[The Doctor]

Check out my post in X's thread for a great Omegle conversation I had. I think the guy was totally oblivious to the fact that I was trolling him.

 

[Rizza]

Don't think I seen this one posted.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Jane must be in heaven. An entire fucking thread devoted to memes.

Let's see some lolcats.

 

[Scotty]

 

[Scotty]

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm being a text adventure. It's fun.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im 17 m uk looking for girls with msn?
You: Welcome to EXTREME IRONING: A TEXT ADVENTURE.

Press R to begin playing.
Stranger: r
You: Please Enter Your Name:
Stranger: no
You: Please Enter Your Gender:
Stranger: no
You: Invalid Command. Please Try Again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Without question, this has been the funniest opening to a trolling chat I have read. Doc, I decided to take a page out of your book and go with a similar type of opening. I hope you don't mind. I'll post results as soon as I get something.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Amazing. I think I'll have another.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Welcome to the Wonderful World of Chatting. Please press S to continue.
Stranger: S
You: Great. We're really going somewhere.
You: Please Enter your First Name.
Stranger: lol
You: You have entered an Invalid selection.
You: Please Enter your First Name.
Stranger: Frap
You: You have entered an Invalid selection, or your Parents were on illegal drugs when they named you.
You: Please Enter your First Name.
Stranger: Ethan
You: Hello, NATALIE
You: Please Enter your Age.
Stranger: wait, is natalie your name?
You: You have entered Invalid letters.
You: Please Enter your Age.
Stranger: 20
You: Congratulations! You're LEGAL!
You: Hello, NATALIE, 20.
You: Please Enter your Location.
Stranger: Outside your house with candycanes
You: You have Entered: Hobo
You: Excellent! Not everyone can have a Home.
You: What would you like to converse about, NATALIE, 20, Hobo?
Stranger: youve got too much time on your hands buddy
You: You have selected Cybering.
Stranger: lol
You: Please choose from the Following: Oral (1.), Anal (2.), Regular (3.), Other (4.)
Stranger: 4
You: Excellent. You have selected RAPE.
You: Please prepare yourself to be ravaged. NATALIE, 20, Hobo.
You: Press S to continue.
Stranger: d
Stranger: s
Stranger: a
Stranger: d
Stranger: ad
Stranger: fa
Stranger: d
You: Thank you. You have consented to RAPE. NATALIE, 20, Hobo. Prepare yourself for my *electronic penis* to enter your *vagina*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT:

Here's another one, similar to the above one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: Welcome to the Wonderful World of Chatting. Please press S to Continue.
Stranger: s
You: Amazing. We're really getting off to a Great Start.
You: Please Enter your First Name.
Stranger: hayley
You: You have Entered: HAYLEY
You: Hello, HAYLEY.
You: Please Enter your Age.
Stranger: 14
You: You have entered an illegal Age.
You: Please Enter your Age.
Stranger: 140
You: You have entered too many numbers.
You: Please Enter your Age.
Stranger: 77
You: Your Age exceeds the health caution required to Continue.
You: Please Enter your Age.
Stranger: 22
You: Congratulations! You're LEGAL!
You: Hello, HAYLEY, 22
You: Please Enter your Location.
Stranger: uk
You: You have Entered: Non-American.
You: What is the Main Topic you wish to discuss, HAYLEY, 22, Non-American?
Stranger: sex
You: You have Entered: Sex.
You: Please choose from the Following: Oral (1.), Anal (2.), Regular (3.), Other (4.)
Stranger: 1
You: You have selected: Oral.
You: Please give the Best description of Oral that you have Preformed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hiii

Stranger: may i know your asl???

You: 16/D/MM

Stranger: Wat?

You: I'm a 16th Century Dragon from the Misty Mountains

Stranger: WTF?

Stranger: want to fuck me

Stranger: good.

Stranger: i am 14 f indonesia

You: sure

You: I'm a dragon from the misty mountains, as aforementioned, and I don't get many visitors in my lair.

You: You're a nubile dwarf.

Stranger: would you like to come indon

You: "what are you talking about halfling? Indon is not a place i know of"

You: my rock hard scales shine in the cave light

Stranger: fuck your mother

Stranger: ok

Stranger: first fuck ur mother

Stranger: wfter come to me

Stranger: matherfucker

You: I came from an egg. I know not who my mother was.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[gd]

MRC is the only good one.

 

[Planty]

Oh man, had a great laugh on Chatroulette the other night.

My mate was talking to a guy who was just dancing like a spaz so I got on cam and rivalled him. We ended up both doing the numa numa dance, scuba diving etc.

Another convo saw us chatting to a guy with a disco ball in his room who looked like McLovin from Superbad. Turns out he was a Canadian guy called Bobby D who said he was a DJ and started having an intellectual conversation about how the Winter Olympics are ruining Canada.

Funny times.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I didn't hit PrntScrn quick enough and the conversation seemed to just flow, so I didn't want to screw it up. This is what I got. (the guy had a cat sitting on his lap, I thought it was a mirror for a moment )

Anyways..

> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: Welcome to the Extreme World of Baby Chatting. Please Press S to Continue.
Stranger: s
You: Congratulations. You know the alphabet.
You: Please Enter your First Name.
Stranger: ttt
You: Invalid selection.
You: Please Enter your First Name.
Stranger: This machine would pass a Turing test I guess
Stranger:
You: You have Entered: TRISH
You: Please Enter your Age.
Stranger: shit. did I?
Stranger: 99
You: Invalid selection. You have entered letters.
You: Your Age exceeds the health caution required to continue.
You: Please Re-enter your Age.
Stranger: 45
You: Your Age exceeds the health caution required to continue.
You: Please Re-enter your Age.
Stranger: 20
You: CONGRATULATIONS! You are LEGAL!
You: Please Enter your Location.
Stranger: Somewhere
You: You have Entered: Non-American
You: Is this correct?
Stranger: yes
You: Excellent. Lets continue.
You: What is the Main Topic of Chat discussion you wish to proceed with?
Stranger: Machine designers
You: You have Entered: Vibrators.
You: Is this correct?
Stranger: if you wish
Stranger: aka - yes
You: Invalid Entry.
You: Thank you.
You: So, what about.. VIBRATORS.. do you like?
Stranger: vibrations mostly
Stranger: sometimes color
You: You have selected ANAL ENTRY.
You: Is this correct?
Stranger: No
You: I'm sorry for the confusion.
You: So, what about.. VIBRATORS.. do you like?
Stranger: Anal Entry
You: You have selected ANAL ENTRY.
You: Is this correct?
Stranger: No
You: Liar.
Stranger: Stupid machine
You: Am not.
You: So, what about ANAL ENTRY do you like?
Stranger: vibrator
You: You have selected: Being the Bitch
You: Is this correct?
Stranger: No
You: Invalid entry.
Stranger: ok. later dude.

 

[Planty]

Similar to the Doc/TheOneBigWill efforts on Omegle.

You: You have reached the WASHING MACHINE emulator.
You: Press 1 to choose your choice of WASHING POWDER.
Stranger: 1
You: Choices available:
PERSIL,
ARIEL,
DAZ,
VANISH
Stranger: Ariel
You: Congratulations, your clothes have just washed in... RECORD TIME
You: 6 seconds
You: A NEW RECORD.
You: Would you like to enter a name for the High Scores?
You: You have 10 seconds to input a name.
Stranger: Stranger
You: Name already exists.
You: Please choose another.
Stranger: Miguel
You: Thankyou, "INBRED".
You: Would you like to play again?
Stranger: yea
You: Press 1 to choose your choice of WASHING POWDER.
Stranger: wtf
You: You have entered an invalid selection. Failure to select a valid section could potentially lead to having a small penis. Do you wish to try again?
Stranger: sure
You: Press 1 to choose your choice of WASHING POWDER.
Stranger: 1
You: Choices available:
PERSIL,
ARIEL,
DAZ,
VANISH
Stranger: Ariel
You: Uh oh. Your clothes just shrunk.
You: YOU FAIL, N00B!

Disconnected.