The King of Pop is Dead: Long Live Michael Jackson

[Blade]

Paul McCartney would be big, but he's old now so there wouldn't be all the controversy and questions surrounding his death.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Paul McCartney would be big, but he's old now so there wouldn't be all the controversy and questions surrounding his death.

I bet there would be, if Yoko was with him when he died.

Edit: Wait, no that was John Lennon. Fuck.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Paul McCartney's already dead.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I didn't think about Bono, but all his humanitarian work would reflect well in the media. I don't know if he died an old man he would generate this coverage, but an early death would generate similar news coverage. Bono transcends his music, and is a diplomat for the oppressed everywhere.

 

[Jane]

Paul McCartney's already dead.

This.

Have any of you ever even looked at this picture? Paul is wearing BLACK. You know who else wears black? The Grim Reaper. Therefore Paul is dead. Not to mention he's walking OUT OF STEP with the other Beatles. You know who else walks out of step with the other Beatles? Dead guys, since they don't walk at all. Open your eyes, people!

 

[FromTheSouth]

He's not out of step, he's barefoot. Ringo is also wearing black. This is not one of your better efforts. You're better than that.

 

[Jane]

He's not out of step, he's barefoot. Ringo is also wearing black. This is not one of your better efforts. You're better than that.

Oh, fromthesouth, how young and naive. Ringo's jacket is buttoned up. Therefore he is closed to death. See? And he is out of step as well as barefoot. The barefoot represents stubbing your toe, a very painful experience. It symbolizes death.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Wow. Just wow. You sound like a character in a Kevin Smith movie.

 

[X]

I'm sure this hasn't been confirmed yet, so who knows if it's actually legit, but it appears that Jordan Chandler (the kid who alleged that Michael had molested him in the early 90s) has apparently come out and admitted that he lied about the enitre thing

http://awkwardstar.wordpress.com/2009/06/27/jordan-chandler-admits-he-lied-about-michael-jackson/

Again, not sure how legit this is. But if it turns out to be true, then I must say it's a shame it took the singer's death for the truth to come out.

 

[Jane]

I really hope that's true.

 

[OIL]

There's a link which shows MJ's last photo. Him trying to be saved. It's just, awful.

 

[OIL]

It's from The Sun, so take it with a pinch of salt.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-findings-of-the-Michael-Jackson-autopsy.html

 

[Moon Knight]

Jackson looked so miserable.

 

[OIL]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-that-say-Michael-Jackson-is-still-alive.html

So, now people think his death is fake. Hmm..

 

[Leeds Guy]

you gotta love The Sun.

 

[OIL]

Yeh. I'm on the website and they're idiots.

 

[Moon Knight]

you gotta love The Sun.

They just reported it, not supported it.

 

[OIL]

But they always have the funniest stuff. Or the most bizarre.

 

[Moon Knight]

But they always have the funniest stuff. Or the most bizarre.

They are a tabloid.

 

[Tastycles]

I wqs wondering how long the Jacko lives stories would take.

 

[Moon Knight]

I wqs wondering how long the Jacko lives stories would take.

Less than a day.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

I just found out that with less than 3 days(after his death)Jackson has the top 3 selling albums this week in the states..Thriller-105 Thousand Copies Sold and 2 greatest hits each selling over 100 Thousand copies. Pretty cool, but sad

 

[X]

I just found out that with less than 3 days(after his death)Jackson has the top 3 selling albums this week in the states..Thriller-105 Thousand Copies Sold and 2 greatest hits each selling over 100 Thousand copies. Pretty cool, but sad

I called it.

Said exactly that would happen a few hours after he died.