The KB bullshit about Becca thread

[Lee]

Oh does poor Lee not get enough? Better make a bunch of threads about it so people talk about it all the time since that's the in thing to do right now right?

I don't get much at all, but I'm not bothered about it. Just J-Dogg is full of bullshit and he doesn't need to be.

 

[Барбоса]

J-Dogg probably gets a fair share of tail, he's a good-looking dude.

Oh, you didn't know

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I love that Road Dogg has the 'Down Where' t-shirt on in that pic.

 

[The Doctor]

I have more sex than J-Dogg.

 

[X]

I have more sex than J-Dogg.

Your hand doesn't count.

 

[The Doctor]

Your hand doesn't count.

It would never lie to me

 

[Барбоса]

Your hand doesn't count.

I'll have you know that my hand counts quite often. How else do you get to ten?

Unless you use your toes. But that would mean having to take your shoes off and you might be counting in public.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Your hand doesn't count.

 

[The Crock]

Psssst, that would make you a virgin, too.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Psssst, that would make you a virgin, too.

riggghhhttt........ You have no idea Crock. No idea. And before you tell me "Drunk chicks don't count at my Gigs" you're sadly mistaken bro.

 

[Lee]

riggghhhttt........ You have no idea Crock. No idea. And before you tell me "Drunk chicks don't count at my Gigs" you're sadly mistaken bro.

Because you get 7 every gig amirite?

 

[The Crock]

riggghhhttt........ You have no idea Crock. No idea. And before you tell me "Drunk chicks don't count at my Gigs" you're sadly mistaken bro.

OK then, Doug. Was her name Hoover, because vacuums don't count either.

 

[The Doctor]

Shut the fuck up, Crock.

Only X can make virginity jokes, because unlike you, he's actually clever, and not a humongous douchebag who's trying too hard.

 

[Dave]

Lol. It wouldn't be the first time that the saxophone player got the beautiful girls... Wait! Yes, it fucking would!

 

[The Crock]

Shut the fuck up, Crock.

Only X can make virginity jokes, because unlike you, he's actually clever, and not a humongous douchebag who's trying too hard.

Also, that's flaming in the GSD. Tsk tsk, Doc.

 

[Tastycles]

Your manly-ass beard, presumably.

This sentence doesn't bear thinking about without the hyphen.

 

[X]

Lol. It wouldn't be the first time that the saxophone player got the beautiful girls... Wait! Yes, it fucking would!

Rob Lowe in St. Elmo's Fire begs to differ.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

 

[Dave]

Rob Lowe in St. Elmo's Fire begs to differ.

Ah! X and his cultural references that I don't get. It's the reason why I love him.

 

[The Crock]

There was also a saxophone player in Seinfeld that fucked Elaine.

 

[X]

The saxophone was hip in the 80s for a brief period of time. Somewhere in-between the short popularity of the Key-tar and the DeLorean.

And shame on you for not getting my John Hughes references.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

So wait... if KB got with LR, then got with Becca... does this mean the entire love triangle saga will end with LR and Becca?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Lol. It wouldn't be the first time that the saxophone player got the beautiful girls... Wait! Yes, it fucking would!

Rep for the first person that gets this.

 

[Phoenix]

So wait... if KB got with LR, then got with Becca... does this mean the entire love triangle saga will end with LR and Becca?

Will more than likely be a love square....That is not a spelling error

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Will more than likely be a love square....That is not a spelling error

Great minds seem to think alike.