The KB bullshit about Becca thread

[J-Dogg]

I'm 23 she's 19. Hardly illegal.

I thought you were much older...well then continue your efforts to have sex with Becca then KB.

 

[Lee]

It's been said that guys who don't get laid often are more likely to endlessly brag about it on the rare occasion when it happens

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=148640&highlight=laid

 

[X]

Please I'm dating a girl 10 yrs. younger than me, the age difference between KB and Becca is hardly disturbing

Brofist.exe

 

[klunderbunker]

What I find scary/funny is that people actually believe that Becca is so easy that she would fly to Kentucky to sleep with someone who she met online in a hotel room... And that KB is some stud who made her cum 3 times when he admits, openly, that he is not Russell Brand!

"I'm not a ****! I haven't slept with him."

- Becca

And I hate Russell Brand.

 

[Coco]

What I find scary/funny is that people actually believe that Becca is so easy that she would fly to Kentucky to sleep with someone who she met online in a hotel room... And that KB is some stud who made her cum 3 times when he admits, openly, that he is not Russell Brand!

Scary in that I've heard other people be so enthusiastic regarding online relationships that the notion wouldn't surprise me in the least? Yes, that is scary.

So, what's with all the backtracking designed to make us think Becca isn't easy?

 

[klunderbunker]

I thought you were much older...well then continue your efforts to have sex with Becca then KB.

And I've been 23 for three days now.

 

[Lee]

There's a joke in there somewhere.

Dammit I repped you not too long ago!

 

[Dave]

"I'm not a ****! I haven't slept with him."

- Becca

And I hate Russell Brand.

Precisely!

 

[Барбоса]

And I've been 23 for three days now.

All you youngins with your cars... and... and... your music and Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year

 

[klunderbunker]

Precisely!

"Although the three times thing is true."

-Becca

 

[Uncle Sam]

This thread got at least 10% more fun since I started quoting legislation. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[klunderbunker]

Why does everyone think I'm like 35?

 

[Dave]

"Although the three times thing is true."

-Becca

GET SOME, KB! GET SOME!

 

[klunderbunker]

GET SOME, KB! GET SOME!

Eh I'd rather her feel good than me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Why does everyone think I'm like 35?

Your manly-ass beard, presumably.

 

[X]

All you youngins with your cars... and... and... your music and Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year

+1 for BASEketball references.

 

[J-Dogg]

Eh I'd rather her feel good than me.

Um, pleasure is a two way street, not a one way street unless you get off to fucking dead bodies like a necrophile.

 

[klunderbunker]

Um, pleasure is a two way street, not a one way street unless you get off to fucking dead bodies like a necrophile.

Make sure when you try it to get one with a lot of maggots on there. They give the best love bites.

 

[Lee]

Um, pleasure is a two way street, not a one way street unless you're get off to fucking dead bodies like a necrophile. me

Fixed

 

[klunderbunker]

Fixed

Oh does poor Lee not get enough? Better make a bunch of threads about it so people talk about it all the time since that's the in thing to do right now right?

 

[The Crock]

Just watch, J-Dogg will have to one-up KB. I'm predicting a J-Dogg sex thread by tonight.

 

[J-Dogg]

Just watch, J-Dogg will have to one-up KB. I'm predicting a J-Dogg sex thread by tonight.

Ehhh No, Crock.

 

[Dave]

Just watch, J-Dogg will have to one-up KB. I'm predicting a J-Dogg sex thread by tonight.

This thread will, naturally, be about how he had sex with a Vietnamese hooker before she shoved a full fist up his sphincter and twisted it around. In retaliation, J-Dizzle takes out his man-meat baseball bat and fills the hooker up, instantly making her pregnant and launching her into the air, like some sort of pneumatic air pressure launcher, and all the way back to Vietnam to take care of her new child.

Nice one, J-Dogg, you old fox!

 

[X]

J-Dogg probably gets a fair share of tail, he's a good-looking dude.

 

[J-Dogg]

J-Dogg probably gets a fair share of tail, he's a good-looking dude.

I've got Xfear approval.