The John Morrison Fan Club - The Palace of Wisdom

[Monkey_Mania]

Thanks, Moneky. And you click the button that says rep. Top right corner of your post.

I never said I wanted in, but I do appreciate the awesomeness that is John Morrison.

Fair enough. How about honorary Morrison Member?

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I must say, John Morrison has the greatest entrance in the WWE. ^^ I'll sig that.

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

agreed

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Being an honorary member sounds good. =]

 

[Monkey_Mania]

hey monkey that sig u have is the desktop wallpaper on my laptop i've had it for weeks now what a coinidence...so do i get to be treasurer or not since i found the sponsors.

Since you don't have the post count. You can be Morrison's personal Ball washer. Make sure to get right up in there though. Morrison cannot be smelling skanky. Although I don;t think THAT is possible. He sweats cologne.

 

[Nathan]

I WANNA BE SECRETARY

...

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

Since you don't have the post count. You can be Morrison's personal Ball washer. Make sure to get right up in there though. Morrison cannot be smelling skanky. Although I don;t think THAT is possible. He sweats cologne.

ha thats a better job than VP or Prez for that matter but I want it to be official put me on the member list as Morrison's Personal Ball Washer.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Ball Washer > Treasurer.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

We will have a poll up soon about who wants to be secratary. Then one about Treasurer. I will include you in the poll for secretary Mordecai.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

ha thats a better job than VP or Prez for that matter but I want it to be official put me on the member list as Morrison's Personal Ball Washer.

I will, don't worry.


P.S. I LOVE how much the ball washer position was getting contested for. It really makes me tear up.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

You should make a poll for best honorary member.

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

You should make a poll for best honorary member.

I vote Kennedy 24/7

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Yes! I'd like to thank John Morrison, without whom, I would not question my sexually.

^^ That was a joke.. Ha-ha, right?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Welcome to the Palace of Wisdom​

Enjoy your stay. Feel free to celebrate the sheer awesomeness that is John Morrison. God knows you've been struggling to not to enter your love of the Shaman of Sexy into every single post you've made and will make on any forum ever. Let it out, man. Let it all out. 'Cos here the Tuesday night delight becomes the every night (and day) delight.

Member List:

President: Monkey_Mania
Vice President: Mr.Sam
Princess: HBK-aholic
Morrison's personal Ball Washer: Beeyond_Good_and_Evil

Steamboat Ricky
Mighty NorCal
IrishCanadian25
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Eternal Dragon
Slim Pickns
Strafro
Demolition Punk
hbk4444
Dr.Murfish
superunknown012
The Snake
Mordecai
DJ Supreme
Sir Sparky
manjmonkey
Saint Blaze
Hardcore Kennedy
Savage138
Beeyond_Good_and_Evil
Danmen001

Honorary Members:

Kennedy 24/7

Sponsors:

Spago Los Angeles - The Finest Restaurant in ALL Of Los Angeles

Hotel Bel Air - Finest 5 star Hotel in ALL Of Bel Air

Louis Micheal Salon - Where John Morrison gets his hair cut, probably.

VERY IMPORTANT:
From this moment on. You have to have at least 100 spam free posts. No Excuses. ​

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I've always said if Morrison was a girl I'd hit it.



Hell...I'd hit it now.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I am on the list! Yay! And I am in a category of my own!

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

I've always said if Morrison was a girl I'd hit it.



Hell...I'd hit it now.

I second that

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Aye, me too. No, nevermind. I would die from over-excitement.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Me Too 24/7 me too.


*EXPLODES FROM JUST THINKING ABOUT IT*

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I want to smell his hair. Just once.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

*Puts self back together*


Now Back onto Morrison...


*EXPLODES*

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I want to smell his hair. Just once.

Or twirl it between your fingers.

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

I think that once I got my 100th post then its only fair that I get to compete with Mr.Sam for the VP position since there was no initial Poll for that.

Fair enough Monkey???

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Oh, and while I smell his hair, I want to wear his sunglasses.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Or twirl it between your fingers.

I'm probably going to dream about that tonight.