The John Morrison Fan Club - The Palace of Wisdom

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

John Morrison impregnated Chuck Norris with his foot.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I've just had an epiphany. What if Morrison cloned himself.?

Beeyond and I touched on that. We came to the conclusion that the world would explode.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Oh really? I did not know that. The World would explode, and I would die happy.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

NEW GOAL SHAMANITES!


We need to get this thread to 500 posts. Do you think we can? I say yes. I'm going to go buy me a Coat made out of Farm Raised Jackyls now.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I will be on later to get the500th post. I will. But for now, I must rest. Goodnight .

 

[Monkey_Mania]

And I meant 500th post by the end of the weekend.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

C'mon Sam, get in here and show your love for The Shaman Of Sexy!!!!

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Welcome to the Palace of Wisdom

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Enjoy your stay. Feel free to celebrate the sheer awesomeness that is John Morrison. God knows you've been struggling to not to enter your love of the Shaman of Sexy into every single post you've made and will make on any forum ever. Let it out, man. Let it all out. 'Cos here the Tuesday night delight becomes the every night (and day) delight.

Member List:

President: Monkey_Mania
Vice President: Mr.Sam
Princess: HBK-aholic
Morrison's personal Ball Washer: Beeyond_Good_and_Evil

Steamboat Ricky
Mighty NorCal
IrishCanadian25
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Eternal Dragon
Slim Pickns
Strafro
Demolition Punk
hbk4444
Dr.Murfish
superunknown012
The Snake
Mordecai
DJ Supreme
Sir Sparky
manjmonkey
Saint Blaze
Hardcore Kennedy
Savage138
Beeyond_Good_and_Evil
Danmen001

Honorary Members:

Kennedy 24/7

Sponsors:

Spago Los Angeles - The Finest Restaurant in ALL Of Los Angeles

Hotel Bel Air - Finest 5 star Hotel in ALL Of Bel Air

Louis Micheal Salon - Where John Morrison gets his hair cut, probably.

VERY IMPORTANT:
From this moment on. You have to have at least 100 spam free posts. No Excuses. ​

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nice. Like rice.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Is that good or bad? I did this for you and Morrison. I finally owned up to my presidency.

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

Nice. Like rice.

Rice is nice when your hungry and you want 1000 of something

 

[Monkey_Mania]

YAY Morrison.

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

YAY Morrison.

I second that motion

 

[Monkey_Mania]

It's Notion not motion.


How are you doing with your position? Are you scrubbing gently but also getting the job done?

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

Of course..I must show the utmost care when washing the testicles of the tuesday night delight.

 

[Murfish]

We've dolled out positions already?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Do you want to be secretary Murfish?

 

[Murfish]

Damn Straight.

EDIT: Which is not what anyone is after watching a Morrison match. They are automatically a morrisexual

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

I like ur sig I wanna attend a peep show where I see John Morrison ...although I already see his balls everyday when I wash them

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Damn Straight.

EDIT: Which is not what anyone is after watching a Morrison match. They are automatically a morrisexual

Congrats. You are now in charge of the members list. Make sure that NO ONE with under a hundred posts gets on the list. This is exclusive.


Ahh so that is my sexuality.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Oh and everyone that is on the list right now is ok, but from now on no more under 100 post peoples.

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

What if John Morrison himself wanted to join but he only had 99 posts???

 

[Monkey_Mania]

He is already a member. DUH his name doesnt need to be mentioned.

 

[Beeyond_Good_and_Evil]

Of course he is I was just saying...

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I have a couple surprises for everyone....

Morrison and myself

Morrison's sig



AND MY SURPRISE FOR Y'ALL

Dedicated by the Shaman of Sexy himself to his fanclub...



Enjoy, brethren.