The Doctor's Office

[The Crock]

I don't give a shit what the weather's like, I would fuck Nattie any day. I would fuck her in a tornado.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I'm always close to a cool ocean breeze, so humidity really isn't a problem for me out here; but all those old retired jews in Florida, I feel for them.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I don't give a shit what the weather's like, I would fuck Nattie any day. I would fuck her in a tornado.

That's what Matt Hardy said.

 

[The Crock]

That's what Matt Hardy said.

He said something like this actually, "I would slap a tomato, I will eat anything, man..."

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

He said something like this actually, "I would slap a tomato, I will eat anything, man..."

Lulz.

Thanks for the clarification.

 

[The Doctor]

I WOULD FUCK HER IN A TORNADO!!
I WOULD EAT HER IN A LIGHT BREEZE YEAH

I'm always close to a cool ocean breeze, so humidity really isn't a problem for me out here; but all those old retired jews in Florida, I feel for them.

I lived in Florida for eight and a half years. It was horrible.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I lived there for just under four years, I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!

 

[The Crock]

Lulz.

Thanks for the clarification.

No problem. I mean... he is FAT.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Nothing slips by SSC.

and Doc's lyrics have me all confused again.

 

[The Crock]

Nothing slips by SSC.

and Doc's lyrics have me all confused again.

Hahahaha, word of advice... never Google Fatt Lardy. Ever. Especially on images.

 

[The Doctor]

 

[The Crock]

WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL?!

 

[The Doctor]

Not anymore...

 

[The Crock]

Just... Wow. I'm actually pretty sure that had I not been watching porn while reading this thread my penis would have fallen off. That picture scared me though.

 

[The Doctor]

Here, I'll make it better.

Spoiler

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Somebody needs to use that sig, NOW!!!

 

[The Crock]

*Super glues penis back on* Yaaaaay!

 

[The Crock]

Somebody needs to use that sig, NOW!!!

I would but... No.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I would but... No.

The Rock Says Use the Fat Hardy Sig, IF YA SMMMMEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

 

[The Doctor]

You can spoiler it to trick people who click on it

 

[The Crock]

WHAT FATT LARDY... IS.... COOKIN'.

 

[The Doctor]

WHAT FATT LARDY... IS.... COOKIN'.

Probably something greasy and fried.

 

[The Crock]

I may or may not have posted it in the iMPACT spoilers thread...

 

[The Crock]

Probably something greasy and fried.

Spoiler

 

[The Doctor]