The Doctor's Office

[The Doctor]

Yeah, I agree. I really hate what they did with Shuryou. But it's still an enjoyable show.

Speaking of anime, I just watched episode 2 of Hellsing. Everything about that series is awesome, from the story to the characters to the art to the kickass opening theme. I love it!

 

[The Doctor]

So today's off to a bad start already. I get woken up because the new dog is barking. I go downstairs to find that he's shat all in the kitchen, and I have no idea where the fuck my mother is. Both cars are in the driveway so it's like she's vanished in midair.

And it's humid.

 

[Remix]

Silly bitches. They should both be housetrained. The dog should learn to shit in a litterbox/outside and your mum should learn how to not vanish in midair and clean up dogshit in the kitchen.

 

[Leafy]

I get a new dog when I get back from Chicago. What kind do you have Doc?

 

[The Doctor]

Silly bitches. They should both be housetrained. The dog should learn to shit in a litterbox/outside and your mum should learn how to not vanish in midair and clean up dogshit in the kitchen.

She had gone for a run.

I get a new dog when I get back from Chicago. What kind do you have Doc?

Scottish terriers.

 

[Leafy]

Awesome dog.

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah, and we're dogsitting a Shar Pei called Midnight. I want to keep her.

 

[Leafy]

I want a gigantic dog now since our last dogs have been terriers. Like big enough to ride.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Get an English Mastiff, they are huge.

 

[The Doctor]

One of my neighbors in Italy owned a Mastiff. It was rather adorable...and gigantic.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Triple H owns one according to wikipedia

 

[Leafy]

My friend has one of those! And it's really obese so it's an awesome dog.

Does anyone have a dog saddle I can borrow?

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

That's the kind of dog my girlfriend wants, but we live in a two bed room apartment. I keep telling her there is no room for a dog that size.

 

[The Doctor]

Is there such thing as a dog saddle?

 

[Leafy]

I have a ton of horse saddles I could use.

 

[The Doctor]

I once tied one of my dogs to the handles of my scooter and she pulled me through the streets. LIKE A KING.

 

[Leafy]

Bow down miscreants! For the mighty Canine King is here!

 

[Stormtrooper]

I once tied one of my dogs to the handles of my scooter and she pulled me through the streets. LIKE A KING.

Good thing nobody from PETA or the ASPCA or any other animal rights group saw that. But even if they did, that would just make the story funnier.

 

[The Doctor]

It sounds like a weird news story, or a "comedy" scene in a Setzer & Friedberg shitfest screenplay.

"Dog Pulls Boy On Scooter Through Streets of Italy. Obvious Parody of Watchmen"

 

[Stormtrooper]

It sounds like a weird news story, or a "comedy" scene in a Setzer & Friedberg shitfest screenplay.

"Dog Pulls Boy On Scooter Through Streets of Italy. Obvious Parody of Watchmen"

except in America, PETA would have you arrested, or even worse bomb your house. Stupid fucking terrorists. And what in the fuck is a Setzer & Friedberg shitfest screenplay? The word Shitfest makes me think it sucks.

And I just watched episode 1 of Rockman.EXE Axess. They magically skipped over some key huge plot-lines from games 2 and 3, like how Rock(Mega)Man came to be.

 

[The Doctor]

Setzer and Friedberg made the "____ Movie" series. Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Date Movie, etc.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Setzer and Friedberg made the "____ Movie" series. Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Date Movie, etc.

ahh, so in other words they suck.

 

[The Doctor]

Yes.

I should write a children's book about my family. It could be a best seller.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Mr. The Doctor.

How's things?

 

[The Doctor]

Things are going rather well. I spent my day watching episodes of Hellsing (LOVE that show) and I'm eating burritos for dinner tonight. Mexican food is my favorite. Oh, and RAW is on tonight and I've been rather excited for that. So after a less-than-stellar morning, my day went on the up and up.

How about you?