The Dave WrestleZone Order...

[Uncle Sam]

I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Dave, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

 

[Dave]

That's the commitment I am looking for. Everyone take a note of how pumped up Sam is, reach that level of emotion and then maintain it for however long it takes for Lee and his crew of renegades show up.

 

[nightmare]

If he is smart- he wont. Who in their right mind would show for battle after that rousing speech? The man has sharp sticks for christ sake!

 

[Lee]

Actions speak louder than words.

 

[Boondocks]

*Raises said sharp sticks*

Actions, you say?

 

[Dave]

LONG LIVE THE DWZO!

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

In.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

dWZo looks better

 

[Dave]

Details, my dear boy. Details.

Letters wont matter when the way encroaches upon us.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'll be in if i can keep my sig.

 

[Dave]

Sigs wont matter either. Since I made it, you get a pass.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

 

[Nate DaMac]

 

[FSWWE]

What the hell is going to happen? XD

 

[Dave]

What's going to happen!? Who the fuck knows?

My best projections for this suggest that everyone except myself and Nate will die in this war.

 

[Nate DaMac]

You will all be missed.



Except Doug. Is it still cool to make fun of Doug?

 

[FSWWE]

Can I be a double agent? xD

 

[Dave]

Why would you ask that in here?! You should run before I pull out my pimp-slapping hand.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Im going to die

 

[FSWWE]

C'mon, at least I will Survive!!
What?
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[Hazardous]

Why would you ask that in here?! You should run before I pull out my pimp-slapping hand.

Don't forget the baby powder. Very important that before you pimp slap, you use baby powder

 

[Dave]

Im going to die

Don't worry. I'll make sure the world remembers your sacrifice.

 

[FSWWE]

Well at least Joe's gonna kill you xD

I will only be pimp-slapped by the leader

 

[Dave]

You are the most random person I have ever talked to on here.

 

[FSWWE]

Thanks?? xD

fuck I hate being from Portugal, I literally can't translate what you have said!!
xD