Jaen World Order

[Mr. TM]

I am ashamed.

 

[Jane]

My priest says I need to be more humble. I figured lowering myself to the same level as Areo is the most pure form of humility.

Are you saying our Order is at the same level as Areoplex?

 

[Leafy]

You elevated him to the highest level he could ever achieve.

 

[Jane]

That we did. And perhaps, with a hell of a lot of work, you could rise to a level of at least mediocrity.

Your in, as our Head of Memorials.

Your first duty? Write a memorial for Areoplex.

 

[Jane]

I am ashamed.

What Trinity? Gonna get your little SFAC to challenge my Order?

 

[Leafy]

There once was a man named Areoplex
Who was obsessed with Lesnar's pexs
He joined the world order
but of talent he only had a quarter
Now the Macca Effect brings us 0VX

Wow. I suck at poems.

 

[Kanye South]

I think me getting unbant was a sign, Jane.

 

[Jane]

I think me getting unbant was a sign, Jane.

It was a message from the God's that nothing can destroy the Jane World Order.

Let us not disappoint them.

There once was a man named Areoplex
Who was obsessed with Lesnar's pexs
He joined the world order
but of talent he only had a quarter
Now the Macca Effect brings us 0VX

Wow. I suck at poems.

Beautiful.

 

[Leafy]

Perfect.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

I am the "Head of Therapy and Mental Illnesses" as of today, respect.

 

[Jane]

Indeed you are. It is a very important position. Do not fail me.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

I will not fail.

 

[Jane]

Xfear? TM?

One of you ban ZeroVX for being an annoying cunt. If it's questioned tell 'em Jane sent you.

 

[Барбоса]

Jane, I must admit that I have been unable to fulfill one of your commandments...

I have been unable to commit the alloted "fuck ton" of adultery

 

[Jane]

Jane, I must admit that I have been unable to fulfill one of your commandments...

I have been unable to commit the alloted "fuck ton" of adultery

Shame on you. Pedobear does not approve.

 

[Барбоса]

Shame on you. Pedobear does not approve.

Don't you think I don't already know that?

His disapproving eyes are piercing my very soul

 

[Jane]

Fuck Undertaker the 5th. He's now an Enemy of the Order. He gave me a 6.5 out of 10.

What an ass. I give him the chance of a lifetime, and he's just a jerk...

Ban him.

 

[Jane]

Considering me and JKO are representing the Jane World Order in the tournament, I expect to see you all out voting for us.

Or else.

 

[Jane]

The Armbar is an idiot. Sorry to all his supporters.

 

[Jane]

My most trusted advisers (my eyes) have informed me his name is Via Armbar. Just fyi.

 

[Via Armbar]

Thanks for still talking about me Jane. It's good to know my name keeps coming out of your mouth rather than anything funny or interesting.

 

[The Doctor]

Hey, can I ask you a favor? Can you not use that Janesasters sig? Or at least take the bit about me out? I know I've said it in public before, but it's really not something I want in someone's sig. Hope you understand.

 

[Jane]

Thanks for still talking about me Jane. It's good to know my name keeps coming out of your mouth rather than anything funny or interesting.

LULZ alright then.

Hey, can I ask you a favor? Can you not use that Janesasters sig? Or at least take the bit about me out? I know I've said it in public before, but it's really not something I want in someone's sig. Hope you understand.

Huh. I never noticed that sig. Kinda cool. I'll censor it.

 

[Jane]

Happy April 7th all!

 

[gd]

Good to know I'm in that awesome sig.