Which Law and Order is the least shit?

[FunKay the Inevitable]

The correct answer is the one with Ice-T because his attempts at acting are hilarious.

 

[Барбоса]

Coho is hard to watch. Sims is okay and I like Clarence.

Coho was a rather painful mix of Alan and Brad. His best scenes are the fights he has with Brad first in the bathroom - "That didn't hurt... That did." - and in the Buzz Lightyear outfits.

Sims was what I would consider a "character hotshotting." When she first arrived, she was fireball of insults and putdowns but then became too nicey nicey far too fast. Her relationship with Clarence should have been dragged out further across the season with her gradually moving away from just being friends with Coho to embracing Boston.

Clarence provides something of a heart for CPS. He is by far the most vulnerable of the main cast (before Jerry appears full time). His standing up to Carl in the 4th season is good.

 

[Kermit]

I don't have any helpful insight, but this quote has me rolling:

That was the worst monologue on the subject of getting raped with a broom handle that I have ever heard.