You: wanna commit sucide with me?
Santa: With you huh. OK, I will commit sucide.
You: do you love me? oh oh oh do you love me oh oh oh now...that...i can dance!
Santa: Yes I love everyone.Oh. Yeah that's right. Yeah that's right. Yeah that's right. Yes Milk Santa loves everyone and everything.That is "" Oh you can, can you?
You: so can i ask you a question?
Santa: Hmm. Ask me anything.
You: is the real santa black?
Santa: If the real santa black is, then I'll be very surprised.
You: so your not the REAL santa?
Santa: Um, I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: .....are you a ******?
Santa: No I am intelligent.
You: ...then stop acting like a ******
Santa: Interesting deduction. OK I'll try not to do acting like a ****** so much.
You: so...what rhymes with orange?
Santa: So what?Door hinge.
You: yeah ive got a dog and a cat, i had a dog but yesterday he got ran over by a car
Santa: Alright then. How did you get a dog and a cat he or she had a dog but yesterday he got ran over by a car Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
You: Can i have a fire truck?
Santa: You only want one?
You: i want a REAL one thats HUGE
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: Milk said want a REAL one that is HUGE.
uh that came out sooo wrong.....i think, im done talking to santa after that one..
