http://www.santabot.com/
That shit's hilarious. Here's how my conversation went.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: CCS
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, CCS .
You: My pleasure
Santa: You are one of the most polite people I know.
You: Yeah , the chicks digg it
Santa: I don't judge people. What is your real name?
You: I dont give my name to people online. Are you a child predator ?
Santa: Where do you get your ideas?I am considered safe for children.
You: Realy ? Because i heard perverts give candy to children.
Santa: For real.That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
You: While you're kiddie fiddling ?
Santa: Good point.
You: You just admitted it! PERVERT!
Santa: That's not what I meant.My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: Way to back pedal , Santa perve.
Santa: I lost my train of thought.
You: You was looking at kiddie porn wasnt you ?
Santa: Thanks for telling me: CCS said I was looking at kiddie porn was not me.
You: You'll go to hell for that
Santa: What makes you say that I will go to hell for that.
You: You touched a kid's no-no's
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: CCS said I touched a kid's no-no's.
You: sure
Santa: OK let's do it. It goes without saying.
That shit's hilarious. Here's how my conversation went.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: CCS
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, CCS .
You: My pleasure
Santa: You are one of the most polite people I know.
You: Yeah , the chicks digg it
Santa: I don't judge people. What is your real name?
You: I dont give my name to people online. Are you a child predator ?
Santa: Where do you get your ideas?I am considered safe for children.
You: Realy ? Because i heard perverts give candy to children.
Santa: For real.That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
You: While you're kiddie fiddling ?
Santa: Good point.
You: You just admitted it! PERVERT!
Santa: That's not what I meant.My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: Way to back pedal , Santa perve.
Santa: I lost my train of thought.
You: You was looking at kiddie porn wasnt you ?
Santa: Thanks for telling me: CCS said I was looking at kiddie porn was not me.
You: You'll go to hell for that
Santa: What makes you say that I will go to hell for that.
You: You touched a kid's no-no's
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: CCS said I touched a kid's no-no's.
You: sure
Santa: OK let's do it. It goes without saying.