How Did You Find Out There Was No Santa?

[klunderbunker]

There's no way I can reply to that and not sound pedofilish.

 

[NSL]

There's no way I can reply to that and not sound pedofilish.

Ditto...

Completely stumped for non-pedo response...

 

[jmt225]

My mom got me a Red Power Ranger toy that was really hard to get a hold of at that time, and she wanted credit for getting that for me, not some make believe character.

 

[Derf]

I got that speach the year I got my N64, which was almost the newest thing the year before. I'd wanted one for the entire past year, and when I got up at 4AM, I found it under the tree. I woke my sibblings in excietment, told them... And they cried. They saw it, and noticed we'd barely gotten anything besides that. So when my mom heard the commotion, she got up and told us Santa couldn't afford all trhe other stuff we wanted, and it just spilled from there.

We have to keep up the act now that we have another little kid running around, assuming my drunken stepfather or dumbass brother don't ruin that for her as well. She's 6, so she'll believe for a few more years anyways.