Summerslam LD Will Probably Feature a Bunch of Bad "Summerfest" Jokes

[Slyfox696]

What the hell are you talking about?

What I am saying is that getting beat down by 5 people, and getting your head dropped onto concrete is a hell of a lot more painful than getting rabbit punched for 13 minutes. Yeah, Anderson definitely didn't take as much punishment as Cena supposedly took.

That's just absurd.

If you look above, it was posted that Silva took 320 punches in the fight against Sonnen. 320 REAL punches, mostly to the face, doesn't hurt as much as 5 minutes of pro wrestling?

You've got to be kidding me.

Your right though, Pro Wrestling does see people get knocked in their head all the time, and it doesn't put them away, and pro wrestling is all about storytelling. So......what did Cena do after getting dropped on his head on concrete? He came back and won the match, he lay there for about 45 seconds, and then he got up and did his roar and was smiling. Huh....something is missing from that. If this is truly about storytelling.....then shouldn't Cena have at least, IDK, held his head at some point, and indicated that he might just be in a little bit of pain there after getting dropped onto concrete? No, stuff like getting dropped onto concrete, or getting hit with a chair doesn't normally put a person away, but the person who gets hit at least acknowledges the injury in some way. Cena doesn't do that. Cena wants us to believe that it never happened. That is why he is Superman Cena. More so than anything else, he doesn't sell an injury. He got his head dropped onto concrete, and 4 minutes later, it is like it never happened. Until Cena learns how to sell an injury, he will always have people chanting "You Suck" at him.

You obviously have NO idea of storytelling, and I love how you make stuff up that didn't even happen. Not to mention you COMPLETELY ignored my point about how UFC guys get their ass kicked all the time, only to get up and go nuts when they win.

Seriously, get rid of your unnecessary bias, and join the rest of the logical thinking community.

 

[Remix]

Ya know what. I'm going with my gut. It may be stupid, but at the same time, it makes sense. Weave Orton/Sheamus into the storyline creating a fatal fourway at NOC. Sheamus vs. Orton vs. Cena vs. Barrett. Maybe make it a lumberjack match. Or better yet, have Cena about to win, then have Nexus come in beat everyone down which allows Barret to get the title.

Sheamus has the truce, and why would Nexus be the lumberjacks? What GM would say hmm let's let these totally biased guys who have spent the last 3 months beating down superstars stand outside the ring to make sure that nobody beats down these superstars.

Barrett's title shot will happen one on one.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

FUCK!!!!!!!

FUCK WWE! Zack Ryder should have won the match. Hell, Zack Ryder should have been the 7th man. I would have marked out more for that then I did for Daniel Bryan.

And you would have been all alone

 

[Hawkeye]

And you would have been all alone

Like hell he would have! I would have throwin up the LI right there wit you broseph!

 

[Blizz]

I dunno, guys. Bourne as the 7th man would have been alright.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

So are people saying DDT on concrete >>>>> Head slammed into ring post? No one's made a deal over people not being KO'd by the ring post before.

 

[Coco]

Very true Coco, but as it was on NXT and with Bryan's release, we never really got to see it develop into more and finish on Raw. I think tonight has clearly set that up as a possibility for the next couple months or so. Can't just have him beat Miz after the roll Miz has been on and that be it.

Sure they can. I know they can.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

As did Cena.

That's not the way i saw it, but I'm watching the replay. I didn't see your Silva comparison until after I posted. The thing about that is Silve spent that fight on his back the whole time so he wasn't gassed. Cena was running around and being beat to hell with concrete. steel, and by multiple people.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Like hell he would have! I would have throwin up the LI right there wit you broseph!

You're honestly saying that instead of Daniel Fucking Bryan's triumphant return you would have rather seen............ Zack Ryder?

 

[Blizz]

Sheamus has the truce, and why would Nexus be the lumberjacks? What GM would say hmm let's let these totally biased guys who have spent the last 3 months beating down superstars stand outside the ring to make sure that nobody beats down these superstars.

Barrett's title shot will happen one on one.

Well fuck me and call me Steven. Forgot about the truce. Fuck, I'm curious now as to how this is gonna play out.

 

[Stormtrooper]

And you would have been all alone

You're honestly saying that instead of Daniel Fucking Bryan's triumphant return you would have rather seen............ Zack Ryder?

Yeah, I know. I know it would never ever happen, but sorry if I'm a Ryder mark. I know the guy.

 

[Blizz]

You guys are *****es. I slam my face into concrete everyday a don't feel an ounce of pain. Sack up.

 

[Slyfox696]

That's not the way i saw it, but I'm watching the replay. I didn't see your Silva comparison until after I posted. The thing about that is Silve spent that fight on his back the whole time so he wasn't gassed. Cena was running around and being beat to hell with concrete. steel, and by multiple people.

He was definitely tired. Wrestling like that is NOT easy at all, and when you're carrying another fighter's weight, it wears you out.

Plus, Silva did that in REAL fighting and Cena did it in Pro Wrestling, where there are OBVIOUSLY different standards for types of punishment. The example is almost spot on, and it basically proves my point.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Nevermind Sly, I see where you're coming from. But is it really too much to ask to look a bit more tired after that?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You guys are *****es. I slam my face into concrete everyday a don't feel an ounce of pain. Sack up.

Real talk for all you bitch ass hoes

 

[Blizz]

Nevermind Sly, I see where you're coming from. But is it really too much to ask to look a bit more tired after that?

Dude, he fucking collapsed on Wade's back for a while after the 3 count. Like full on knocked out from exhaustion. Jesus fucking christ. Not enough for you?

 

[Slyfox696]

Nevermind Sly, I see where you're coming from. But is it really too much to ask to look a bit more tired after that?

Cena just laid on Barrett's back after he won.

But, why should Cena be winded? He didn't actually wrestle for that long of a time, and we all know he's in fantastic cardio condition.


There's no reason for Cena to be tired. In pain? Sure, and I think Cena sold the pain. But he shouldn't be winded by any means.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

So Nexus will be on Smackdown too from now on right? They did fuck up the IC match.

 

[KnowYoRole]

The Angle isn't over at all. TheNexus lost afte a long hard bout and had bryan returning, this isnt the end of nexus.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Just wondering, wasn't there supposed to be a Womans Title match tonight?

 

[Blizz]

Yeah the attack on Kofi made Zero sense.

 

[GIMH]

Ha, Slyfox & others thank you for your comments tonight, keeps my faith in wrestling fans.

Cena hate is boring.

 

[Bernkastel]

Yeah, then again it could get a 3.2... though surely Danielson's IWC buddies will tune, that already dont.

I doubt a hundred people will make that big of a difference in the ratings

 

[klunderbunker]

There was. Melina won it.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

The Angle isn't over at all. TheNexus lost afte a long hard bout and had bryan returning, this isnt the end of nexus.

The brains on this guy