Summerslam LD Will Probably Feature a Bunch of Bad "Summerfest" Jokes

[Coco]

I don't really want Miz.

 

[TLC]

Devon Grave? Shitty name.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well...that was a stupid moment.

 

[.]

Docs in the crowd!

 

[Mitch Henessey]

That movie looks like it has a chance.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I miss anything?

 

[mrbrownstone]

Wow this really is a one match show, the WWE are banking on the main event being awesome apparently.

 

[klunderbunker]

If you ever want to see the walking definition of a one match show, THIS IS IT.

 

[.]

consecutive title matches?

 

[Coco]

I think John Cena could be the next Daniel Day Lewis.

 

[Stormtrooper]

$50 well spent on a conclusive ending.

Oh, wait...

Who the hell ever said that PPVs need to have decisive finishes? If you knew every match was gonna end clean there would be no point in watching. You spend 50 bucks on a big-time wrestling card, and yes, 2 of the biggest matches are still to come, including the one that HUGE main event, the match that WWE sold the PPV on.

And hey, look at that, the crowd starting a We Want Miz chant. He's no good, but the fucking fans love his character.

 

[CamaroIroc]

Jesus Christ.. enough with the D-list celebrities already. Throw in another promo or something. Have Cena interact with JoMo and Truth, or show Nexus, or show Rey or Kane.. ANYTHING but more no-name celebrities.

How long till Jershey Shore hosts RAW, ffs?

 

[Mitch Henessey]

I hope Taker returns during the middle of this. I've never been too crazy about Mysterio VS Kane matches.

 

[The Bearded One]

What? Oh, accused! I thought Striker said "a huge" instead of accused. I was fucking lost.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

No way rey-rey wins this match

 

[Goliath Uterus]

umm how about you not respond to mine in the first place?

Whateva I do what I want


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[goodlay]

If you ever want to see the walking definition of a one match show, THIS IS IT.

That, and Taker's return

 

[Ferreira]

Matt Striker: "Who will walk out of Summerslam as the new world champion?"

 

[Uncle Sam]

I did it for The Rock.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

I miss anything?

Sheamus retained because of a DQ.

Orton RKO'ed him on the announce table, but it didn't break.

So, no you didn't miss much.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Who the hell ever said that PPVs need to have decisive finishes? If you knew every match was gonna end clean there would be no point in watching. You spend 50 bucks on a big-time wrestling card, and yes, 2 of the biggest matches are still to come, including the one that HUGE main event, the match that WWE sold the PPV on.

And hey, look at that, the crowd starting a We Want Miz chant. He's no good, but the fucking fans love his character.

Which means he sucks because he's supposed to be a heel

 

[mrbrownstone]

Taker better return here or this match is a fail

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

KANE.....LIKES....TOO...YELL

 

[goodlay]

I did it for The Rock.

Rikishi

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Rey sounds like a 2 year old ******