Summerslam LD Will Probably Feature a Bunch of Bad "Summerfest" Jokes

[Stormtrooper]

Well the thing is, Summerslam is traditionally one of the Big Four PPVs.. They should be used to give finality to fueds of the last 3-4 months.. not to give 2 DQs in title fueds. Those should happen on mid-term PPVs.

Yeah, Orton/Sheamus has been about 1 month long, Kane/Rey has been about the same time. The only feud that has been going on for a while is Nexus, and that's the one feud that practically everyone here (myself included) wants to continue.

On an aside - does ANY PERSON with more than 8 Chromosomes think that Rey could actually do anything to someone the size of the Undertaker other than bruise a shin?

Give Rey Mysterio a Baseball Bat and he could do anything to Taker. Or a gun, or a knife, or a lead pipe, etc.

 

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Well this should be shit

 

[klunderbunker]

Wow that still sounds weird.

 

[Ferreira]

Who else thinks that Taker'll appear in the casket???

I've said first.

 

[Hawkeye]

That's a red ass casket.

 

[WCWMondayNitroOnYT]

I think Rey stole Alladin's pants.

 

[J-Dogg]

Rey bores me, and since there is talk tonight for Cena to turn heel, that will be the spectacle of the night.

 

[Ferreira]

Why the hell does Michael Cole always forget PORTUGAL? WHYYYYYYYY COLE? WHY?

 

[CamaroIroc]

False side on the casket, UT under the ring, slides in during the match while attention is on the announcer side, pops out just as Kane is about to toss Rey in, UT attacks Rey then attacks Kane, resulting in yet ANOTHER DQ, and Kane retaining so that their fued can start to end at WM with UT winning the title, then retiring and vacating it the next night on RAW.

 

[Coco]

So Jericho and Edge suck because they are supposed to be heels?

No. Edge sucks as a headliner because he has no clue what to do with twenty to thirty minutes in the ring without John Cena holding his hand the whole time and making sure he doesn't put the audience to sleep.

 

[CamaroIroc]

StormTrooper, I hadnt thought about weapons.. ok, yeah I can see that making it more viable, but still not lol.

 

[CH David]

No. Edge sucks as a headliner because he has no clue what to do with twenty to thirty minutes in the ring without John Cena holding his hand the whole time and making sure he doesn't put the audience to sleep.

I just wanted to be clear. I'm being told Miz sucks because people are chanting for him as a heel, when people cheer for Edge and Jericho when they are heels. That clears it up for me, well the Edge portion anyway.

 

[WCWMondayNitroOnYT]

The only good match so far has been the one that Nexus interferes in...Go figure...

 

[The Bearded One]

That's a red ass casket.

I always get me a chuckle when someone uses ass as a descriptive phrase because my dad always emphasizes it the completely wrong way. He would have said "That's a red ASScasket". What in the hell is an asscasket?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Come on CHARLES!!!

 

[Hawkeye]

No. Edge sucks as a headliner because he has no clue what to do with twenty to thirty minutes in the ring without John Cena holding his hand the whole time and making sure he doesn't put the audience to sleep.

Tee Hee Hee

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Jericho rarely gets cheered.

 

[Ferreira]

After this there is only one match left?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Can't believe I stayed up to watch this. Sheamus/Orton was good, but not really worth it.

 

[Tyrath]

Man mysterio is barely shorter than me, watching him next to someone like Kane really gives me an idea of how tall they would be in real life.

 

[goodlay]

Jericho rarely gets cheered.

Except when people always pop for his entrance music and the frequent "Y2J" chants during his matches

 

[Buffalo Dave]

I think Rey stole Alladin's pants.

Aladdin wore white there buddy! I bet he stole them out of your closet.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Are you somehow defending this show which has given a conclusive ending to a grand total of fuck all in an hour and forty minutes?

What do you call Big Show pinning 2 men at the same time? That's the definition of clean, right there. And the Divas match ended cleanly. The Kofi/Ziggler match, which has happened a lot recently, ended in an unexpected way. That ending further set up the main event, which is the only show the WWE banked on with this PPV.

As for good wrestling, I get it for free on TV every week. I got Swagger and Rey again five days after the last PPV. Really, why would anyone pay for this shit?

Someone who wants to see what's gonna happen with the Team WWE/Nexus match. I can't blame them, If I had the money, I would pay to see it. The other matches were all undercard for that one main event.

In the ring, he is.

No, in the ring, he is not the best, but OK. He's exactly where Cena was years ago, when he first started getting into the Main Event. He is OK. Cena grew into the best guy in the company, just like Miz will grow into one of the best guys in the company.

 

[CH David]

Jericho rarely gets cheered.

Keep tellin' yourself that, Angel.

 

[srchmast]

I think I've seen Kane vs Mysterio about 15 times.