Summerslam LD Will Probably Feature a Bunch of Bad "Summerfest" Jokes

[RatedDashing]

Michelle McCool is physically unable to rape any man. She's too sexy for anyone to say "no"

I wonder if they have ever used the tombstone and the faith breaker as sexual positions? Isn't that a lovely thought.

 

[CamaroIroc]

haha that slap attempt was awesome

 

[goodlay]

Crowd is fucking hot. They were even into the Divas match.

 

[.]

good high knee by Joeseph

 

[Vega]

Wow, loud Punk chants!

Doesn't help the SES to have Gallows and Mercury as full-time jobbers.

 

[Coco]

How long has Punk had that chest piece?

It's new. Show shouldn't be abusing it like that.

 

[CamaroIroc]

I wonder if they have ever used the tombstone and the faith breaker as sexual positions? Isn't that a lovely thought.

Hell's Gate is kinkier

 

[.]

Gallows - A future main eventer?

 

[Hawkeye]

I thought they had to tag in and out???

 

[The Crock]

Gallows - A future main eventer?

No.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Need a poo so bad right now. You need to know that for some reason.

 

[CamaroIroc]

Gallows - A future main eventer?

Maybe in FCW.. but compared to Sheffield, Ziggler, Miz, Kingston, McIntyre, etc?

Nopers.

 

[DirtyJosé]

good high knee by Joeseph

DUDE!

It's "Joseph".

God damnit.

 

[KnowYoRole]

woooo, i dont care about this match.

 

[Coco]

Boxing background or bouncing background?

I've only heard one of those stories.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Damn Punk actually got a kick to the head!

 

[RatedDashing]

Hell's Gate is kinkier

Touché. I forgot that one!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Can't hold it. Have to miss end of match. You gotta go, you gotta go!

 

[CamaroIroc]

Show needs to keep that mean, viciousness when he's a face.. makes for a much more interesting character, rather than the "big cuddly laughing teddybear" crap.

 

[Stormtrooper]

If it's joeseph mercury then why isn't Lukas Gallows?

The same reason it isn't Steven Gallows, or Jonathan Gallows, or Jack Gallows. The guys name is Luke, not Lukas/Lucas. Luke isn't necessarily short for Lucas, it could just be Luke.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

I'm starting to think Show's going to win this.

 

[goodlay]

Can't hold it. Have to miss end of match. You gotta go, you gotta go!

Hurd dat

 

[DirtyJosé]

Can't hold it. Have to miss end of match. You gotta go, you gotta go!

Sorry Sam. Turn up the TV really really loud. Or take the laptop with you, if you're streaming.

 

[Coco]

Gallows - A future main eventer?

He fucking rocks, but I don't see a tonne of success in his future.

 

[The_Misson]

joey looks so wierd bald.