Summerslam LD Will Probably Feature a Bunch of Bad "Summerfest" Jokes

[Coco]

Porn needs more bald women. Anyone have names for me?

 

[Vega]

Did I just hear "Joseph Mercury"? oO

 

[TLC]

That red looks shit.

 

[goodlay]

Does it worry anyone else that it hasn't even been an hour and we're half way into the card?

 

[CamaroIroc]

Query: would Big Show joining SES be a step up for the SES or a step down for the Big Show?

 

[Coco]

Is Show losing wait is is my stream of the fritz?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

CM Punk is here, time to spark this bowl.

SSC, this shit is for you too.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who takes hits for CM Punk.

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

If it's joeseph mercury then why isn't Lukas Gallows?

you mean lucas right.

 

[Hawkeye]

Punk shaved his chest...FINALLY

 

[mrbrownstone]

Does it worry anyone else that it hasn't even been an hour and we're half way into the card?

No, gives me hope for longer matches

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Punk has some new tattoos!

 

[Uncle Sam]

THAT MEANS THE RIGHT HAND IS FULLY HEALED!

Yeah, that's what it means. Definitely. You know that for sure.

 

[Coco]

Does it worry anyone else that it hasn't even been an hour and we're half way into the card?

When the main event has potential for 13 decisions, not really.

 

[TLC]

Punk shaved his chest!!

 

[CamaroIroc]

Does it worry anyone else that it hasn't even been an hour and we're half way into the card?

The Elimination Match is gonna be REALLY LONG.

And theyre gonna have A LOT of backstage segments.

Plus Possible Taker?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Michelle McCool is physically unable to rape any man. She's too sexy for anyone to say "no"

I would say no.

 

[.]

you mean lucas right.

Yes

 

[The Holy One]

Punk has shaved all that hair off his chest

 

[Hawkeye]

LULZ "Adult beverages"

 

[The Bearded One]

How long has Punk had that chest piece?

 

[CamaroIroc]

Punk has some new tattoos!

I've noticed that he keeps getting more and more tattoos.. and I hope they break up the SES using that.. Gallows and Mercury confront Punk about "his addiction to tattoos" being his weakness.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

LOL. A Kobe Bryant analogy.

 

[Hawkeye]

Punk looks bewildered

 

[goodlay]

Kobe Bryant like? God Cole is terribad

 

[Uncle Sam]

Eh, should've just had a Punk promo instead.