Straight Edge Society - You Can Be Saved!

[Барбоса]

Shaved head + beer is fine with me

 

[Ferbian]

Never tried a beer really, or a shaved head, so I can't really follow you Mr. Stone.. wait, Mr. Barbarosa.

 

[gd]

Save me.

 

[Барбоса]

Save me.

Beer can save you

 

[The Brain]

I have never been drunk, never had a cigarette, never used drugs, have been shaving my head for years, and am from Chicago. I could be CM Punk. Oh wait, out of shape and no wrestling talent. Oh well.

 

[gd]

Beer can save you

Intriguing. Go on.

 

[Барбоса]

Intriguing. Go on.

As an example of its potency to forgive, I watched the England football match and thanks to the power of beer I have almost forgotten the horrors of it already.

Beer, helping you forget in minutes what takes therapy years to achieve

 

[X]

Afraid I couldn't read the opening post through the cloud of smoke exiting my lungs via my new 2 ft. double chambered glass bong.

You take your CULT and you go fall into a pit of dirty needles you bastards.

 

[Барбоса]

X, we can save the world!

 

[CH David]

Sam saved me yesterday. I see the world so clearly now.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

As do I.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Afraid I couldn't read the opening post through the cloud of smoke exiting my lungs via my new 2 ft. double chambered glass bong.

You take your CULT and you go fall into a pit of dirty needles you bastards.

I expected such a response from one with such clouded judgement.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I'll stay with my sinful ways.

But thank you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I certainly hope that's not a marijuana cookie.

 

[Dave]

One nation, under Punk.

I took the pledge.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Remember to tune in to Friday Night SmackDown tonight for another enlightening sermon from the Messiah of Making Things Better.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I certainly hope that's not a marijuana cookie.

'Course not. Famous Sheamus bakes cookies with only the finest ingredients, done to a turn, mixed with love......




Okay, Sam, it's a marijuana cookie.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Keep it. Marijuana dulls minds and poisons lungs.

 

[Widdows]

I'm already Straight Edge and took the pledge long ago.
Am I in?
=]

 

[Uncle Sam]

Certainly.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I'd join the society, but I don't follow Punks.

 

[Daniel]

My mind is not clouded by the fog of hallucinogenic drugs.

I accept staight edge into my life (even though it was there already).

 

[Widdows]

I'm pleasantly suprised how many people on here are Straight Edge.
But how far does your Straight Edge go?
No drugs, alcohol and tobacco are obvious.
But do you take prescription medicine, partake in promiscuous sex, are you a vegan/vegetarian, do you drink coffee etc?

 

[J-Dogg]

Afraid I couldn't read the opening post through the cloud of smoke exiting my lungs via my new 2 ft. double chambered glass bong.

You take your CULT and you go fall into a pit of dirty needles you bastards.

^^^I'd join any group X is in.

I'll stay with my sinful ways.

But thank you.

Me too Sally, i only drink good ole beer.

im not down with the lifestyle so i will pass.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But do you take prescription medicine,

I don't, but I would if I needed prescription medication.

partake in promiscuous sex,

No, but do I really have a choice?

are you a vegan/vegetarian,

Nope.

do you drink coffee etc?

No, but I drink Coca-Cola. I'd drink Pepsi - it's just not as good though.