Straight Edge Society - You Can Be Saved!

[Deexter Jorgan]

I was straight edge before it was cool , CM Punk is my saviour, im already writing the book of straidge edge for my kids

 

[Tanned Sheamus 2.0]

I would place my hand on the screen, but the space for my hand would only fit if i was 3 years old

 

[Uncle Sam]

You know three year olds with freakishly large hands.

 

[Scotty]

I want to be saved. Even though I don't drink, smoke, or any of that already.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Here's hoping for the first ever four time straight edge world champion.

 

[Scotty]

I'll drink to that. Pepsi that is.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd have a Coke but I've got sleep to... um, get. I shall catch up with the pay-per-view in the morning. Punk bless DVR.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

I feel like the weight of the world has been released off my back

 

[Барбоса]

If Punk wins the title tonight I will celebrate with a beer, whether he likes it or not

 

[Dave]

If Punk wins, Sam. You wont need to wait until the morning to know it. The simultaneous cleansing of millions of souls across the globe should be enough to wake you from your peaceful slumber.

 

[I Suck Ass]

I'm debating becoming Straight Edge. But I need some convincing. Give me 3 good reasons why I should become Straight Edge, besides the no drinking, smoking, etc.

 

[Dave]

You come to us Noah, not the other way around.

Straight Edge is a choice, The only and correct choice but a choice all the same.

 

[I Suck Ass]

I am convinced. My mom hates CM Punk, though...might run into some trouble with that.

 

[Scotty]

Fuck your Mom.

I did once. *Shudders*

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Fuck your Mom.

I did once. *Shudders*

bum dum ching

 

[I Suck Ass]

I am now officially Straight Edge. Punk for life!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Step One: Write "DRUG FREE" on your knuckles in biro.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Step One: Write "DRUG FREE" on your knuckles in blood.

Fixed it for you. Blood kinda seals the deal.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Pssh. Wounds heal.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

But the message will endure.

 

[Uncle Sam]

This isn't Harry Potter and you're not Professor Umbridge.

 

[Nova Secura]

I have been straight edge all my life BUT.....*puts hand on moniter* Behold all uncleansed
WZ posters i am now officially better then you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Excellente.

 

[SpoodBeest]

I'm raising my hand to the screen, I accept Straightedge into my life!

*goes to shave head*

 

[RKOx7]

Forgive me Punk for I have sinned :c I am ready to be saved

-places hand on screen-