Straight Edge Society - You Can Be Saved!

[The Dewbliners]

I'm willing to forsake all recreational drugs save beer, and nicotine. Can I at least be an half-way member?

 

[Uncle Sam]

You can go on "The List", right next to Kane.

 

[MrHashasheen]

I'm already straight-edge and a fan of Punk, so sure!

 

[Unsold Bacon]

I have saved 67 people since taking this pledge, Straight Edge is one nation under Punk! I am now better than all of you! Take the pledge, be cleansed!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

OUR LEADER IS RUNNING DOWN THE STREET IN HIS KNICKERS!!! GO GET HIM, FUCKS SAKE

 

[Uncle Sam]

His legs are too powerful - they have carried him too far. He could be anywhere.

 

[Blue Chipper]

I gladly situate my hand on the monitor, as I accept the straight edge lifestyle and have been endorsing it perpetually.

 

[Coco]

I'm sorry to say that I've strayed from the path. My potency left with my innocence.

 

[X]

I knew you couldn't resist the wily Ugandan cocaine bird. Her mating call is irresistible.

 

[Coco]

BBQ'd with a tall glass of nail polish remover.

We all have our vices.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You can be shaved.

 

[Ruthless-RKO]

You can be shaved.

Hahaha, exactly what I was going to post...

 

[Notorious718]

I live straight edge in real life. Most of my high school peers looked down on me for that. Now I no longer feel alone. I take the pledge. THE SES WILL NEVER DIE.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The list has been updated in light of recent... occurrences.

 

[Барбоса]

I had a beer tonight

 

[Unsold Bacon]

The list has been updated in light of recent... occurrences.

Where am I...Don't Make me have a BEER!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I had a beer tonight

You weren't on the list to begin with so, yeah, knock yourself out.

 

[Super Hans]

You weren't on the list to begin with so, yeah, knock yourself out.

I had 15 bottles of Bud and 4 Bulmers last night.And yes it knocked me out.

 

[X]

I am vehemently opposed to Sir Samuel's hypocritical stance as I have it from very good sources that he's a frequent drinker.

Lies. Too many lies!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Not these days, X. I decided it was too dangerous for other people.

 

[THE Madcap]

how long does it take for membership to go thorugh?

I'm off to Ibiza next wednesday, so preeeeeety sure i'm gonna get drunk up

BUT when i return i'm going straight edge

shaving my head and growing a beard as well

 

[RT]

Can I Be Saved? Because I Accept Straight Edge Into My Life *Places hand on screen and says the pledge*

 

[The Best At What I Do]

I take the Straight Edge pledge every Friday night since I need to constantly regain my purity due to this raging alcoholism. This just makes it easier. *Places hand on screen of mobile phone* I accept Punk as my lord and saviour.

 

[The Holy One]

After debating for 2 years over whether or not to become StraightEdge, I have shaved my head and my beard and now I'm ready to believe in CM Punk and accept him as my one and ONLY saviour *Places hand on screen and says the pledge*

 

[El Rev sXe]

well I'm an actual sXe and gosh I love it. I take the pledge by now for six months! and I even shave my head 4 months ago!thank you Punk! one day one nation sober, one day one nation under Punk! now Sam, please add me in that list! I will not fail Punk!