I find myself having to remark on the pros of John Cena's existence because a lot of his haters choose to just run over every aspect of his presence with a rusty lawnmower fueled by pure hatred. I think I hate John Cena more than any other human being alive, but I'm not so blinded by my hatred that I won't give the devil his due every now and then.
It really does irritate me when people defend his status as a pro-wrestler by noting how he does such wonderful things, therefore blindly using aspects of his existence that have nothing to do with his abilities in the ring as a series of useless scapegoats for his obvious failures as a performer.
I'm in the military, no need for applause. It really does irritate me when people go overboard with their appreciation for me. "Thank you for your service" is unnecessary, but appreciated. For all they know I might work a desk job and only ever carry an M4 for a cheap photo-op, either way they're just being courteous and I should encourage that. John Cena playing a Marine in a movie is alright, good for him. John Cena doing a shit excuse for a salute and pandering to the military for cheap appeal insults my intelligence, fuck him for thinking that I only bought a ticket to be thanked.
It's kind of like being mistakenly locked in an insane asylum, and all the inmates think they're on the outside of the walls. Arguing with a John Cena fan about the potential positive merits of a pro-wrestler is like arguing with a stalker about the potential positive merits of privacy. I've honestly never debated an intelligent John Cena fan. I've had a few close calls, but they inevitably fall back on the logic of "John Cena is great, because it's a popular idea to think so". You want to talk drowning in denial, you'll find no better example than a John Cena mark. You don't get an actual argument to any valid points you've made, you just get evidence of the fact that John Cena fans think wishing your points weren't there is a valid argument.
If John Cena sharted on Lillian Garcia, John Cena fans would credit John with putting her over out of the goodness of his heart. If John Cena loses to anyone, no matter what the circumstances, all the petty bullshit he pulls to discredit their accomplishment goes over their head.
John Cena became popular because a bunch of caucasian shit stains living in the suburbs thought that he was convincing enough as a battle rapper. John Cena is a fucking battle rapper to his fans, fans who obviously have no fucking clue of what good battle rap even sounds like. He's not a wrestler, he's not an actor, he's a mother fucking battle rapper. If I want to see good battle rap, I'll attend Scribble Jam. If I want to see a good pro-wrestling match of interesting spots that haven't been played out fifty fucking times that week, I'm staying way the Hell away from anything John Cena's involved in.
Honestly. A collections of worthless fucks who couldn't tell the difference between John Cena and Eminem, the latter actually being talented in his chosen craft is a dead giveaway, started flocking to his performances. We have people raising Hell on this forum over Emma's dancing, like anything can possibly look stupid after John Cena would "pump up" his sneakers during a mother fucking wrestling match.
I grew up in a multi-racial neighborhood, I don't say "yo-yo-yo" and brush my shoulder to impress anyone. John Cena is a mother fucking wigger, and the worst fucking kind. He chose to express his wigger antics when being a wigger impressed a whole generation of stupid mother fucking white people who wanted to be black. If you have to dress like a worthless fuck named John Cena dressed back then to impress yourself, then you're at least a petty racist and at worst a full blown embarrassment to human race. Here's an example for those of you who think John Cena was a good rapper.
This is Justice from Australia battling TheSaurus from the US (west coast) at the Scribble Jam 2005 semi-final:
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And here's John Cena battling Rikishi:
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It pisses me off that something like a piss poor perspective on entertaining battle rap is what shot Cena to the big time. It pisses me off even more that Cena's joke of a gimmick where he was a "human cyborg" was what got promoters thinking "Oh my God, why have we not hired this guy?" He was a fucking waste since day one, and he's NEVER contributed anything positive to the world of pro-wrestling unless you want to use his charity work as a reference.
If you're over the age of eight and you mark out for John Cena, then you are a motherfucking moron.