Statement from WZ J.O.B Squad: New Booker

[Macca]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the WZ boards,

This statement is intended to inform you of the recent changes in the infamously "popular" J.O.B. Squad.

Yesterday, Al Leafy whaddaeverhisnameis got extremely butthurt and BAWWWWWed his way out of the group.

After several discussions within the group, it was decided that a new leader was needed. Someone who would give the group the direction it so very needed. A visionary, a sage, and an all round inbred bastard of a man.

That man is me.

I will be the new booker of this group, and I will push these imbeciles forward much less like that moron Al-Leafy led them astray.

These jobbers have recently been led to believe that they have an opinion, and a right to choose who's asses they must place their snake tongues on. That is wrong.

Starting today, my dictatorship will force these cockbites to face reality: that their main goal on this boards is to make us, the beautiful people of these WZ boards, look like a million bucks.

I'd like to think of myself as the Nazi version of Bill Watts.

In the next coming days, these jobbers will be put to work and you will all see the changes that you have very wanted prefered to see.

Thank you for reading,

Macca The Widowmaker
WZ J.O.B Squad Booker

 

[Mr. Dejan]

 

[Macca]

Exactly. Jobbers are jobbers for a reason.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Hey, Vince Russo, can I be your Ed Ferrera?

 

[Macca]

You can be my Jim Ross to my Bill Watts, where all you have to do to keep your job is to kiss ass. Pretty easy.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

...Can I still smack people for being out of line?

 

[Macca]

Only if you do it in an Oklahoman accent.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Pre or post Bells Palsy?

 

[Mr. TM]

TM has now taken over the Job Squad.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

TM: What do you think HBK's whispering in Bret's ear?

 

[Mr. TM]

I know what he said. Bret owed him for a bill at Dennys in 1996. Shawn was just asking for the money.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

He's whispering:

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing....

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I figured it'd be something funny as hell, like Melina's got the clap

 

[Macca]

Don't even try it TM. I will fight you to the death on this one. Gladiator style motherfucker.

 

[Mr. TM]

LOL.

 

[Macca]

This is my baby goddammit!

 

[Mr. TM]

Maybe check out the LAtino Wrestlezone Order.

 

[Macca]

You first, esse.