Some idiot in a tacky halloween mask...

[Buzz]

Thought it'd be a fun idea if he pushed me off my bike and tried to steal my bag on the cycle home last night!!
I kicked him, yelled at him and told him to piss off - I don't want to have to cycle home alone tonight tho'
Surely there is something that can be done tho'. I called the police and because he hadn't actually managed to take anything, I wasn't badly injured and he could sue me for hurting him if I'd attacked him hard enough, I was told that they could only lodge an informal report so I wouldn't have to give a full statement and the police in that area just knew to be on the look out....

Yeah, makes me feel so much safer cycling down a cyclepath between warehouses on a deserted freaking business park where, due to economical/ecological reasons, the lamplights are no longer switched on!

Sorry, but needed to know if anyone else thinks this makes sense (and if anyone's willing to spare bodyguards )

 

[Tim]

I'd be your bodyguard, if I wasn't on the other side of the world.

 

[Buzz]

I'd be your bodyguard, if I wasn't on the other side of the world.

Well if you like cold weather and ice and stuff then feel free to move over here and be my bodyguard - I pay well with copiuos amounts of tea and/or coffee

 

[klunderbunker]

Not a problem.

And call me KB.

 

[Buzz]

Terribly sorry - didn't mean to post twice - couldn't see my previous post and I think my work compuetr is trying to tell me to go back to work by continuously messing up!!

(P.S: sorry Baron von Klunder for the now pointless, panic stricken PM )

 

[Tim]

Well if you like cold weather and ice and stuff then feel free to move over here and be my bodyguard - I pay well with copiuos amounts of tea and/or coffee

Coffee and tea do not sit well with me.

REJECTION!


































































I still love you though.

 

[Buzz]

Rejection? But Tea's my most favourite thing in the world - offering to amke it is a good sign (I can make other drinks) I just can't afford actual monetary pay
I shall move to Australia tho', then you can protect me against any guys down there who are so ashamed that they can't afford to buy decent halloween costumes thta thye have to resort to attempting to mug a gal on a bike!!

 

[Richard]

Did someone say COFFEEE?!?!

 

[Richard]

Richard, you stay off it. Look what its done to you.

I had a coffee just over an hour ago.

And in Australia, only the little kids wear hallowen costumes anymore. The rest just come up to you and mug you without a costume.

You didn't happen to catch A Current Affairs tonight did you? If you did, those big gangs and stuff are from the next suburb over from me in Sydney. Scary stuff.

 

[Tim]

Richard, you stay off it. Look what its done to you.

And in Australia, only the little kids wear hallowen costumes anymore. The rest just come up to you and mug you without a costume.

 

[Tim]

I had a coffee just over an hour ago.

If you give it up, you might, y'know, grow?

You didn't happen to catch A Current Affairs tonight did you? If you did, those big gangs and stuff are from the next suburb over from me in Sydney. Scary stuff.

No I didn't, but it sounds like they're friendly. Go say hi to them for me.

 

[Mr. TM]

buy a taser. They kill more than guns in Canada

 

[Buzz]

True, dunno where to get those here tho'... and my long legs and big size 10 (uk) feet did enough damage for my liking :S

 

[Lee]

:S

 

[HBK-aholic]

True, dunno where to get those here tho'... and my long legs and big size 10 (uk) feet did enough damage for my liking :S

You have size 10 feet?? Wow. Mine are ikkle.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Rejection? But Tea's my most favourite thing in the world - offering to amke it is a good sign (I can make other drinks) I just can't afford actual monetary pay
I shall move to Australia tho', then you can protect me against any guys down there who are so ashamed that they can't afford to buy decent halloween costumes thta thye have to resort to attempting to mug a gal on a bike!!

You're a girl? Hmmm, I thought you were a guy. My mistake. I'll decline the protection