Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Chapter 1: I'm Drunk...Do You Want A Mod Spot?
And so my story as a moderator begins. A long time ago (sometime in November 2009), while MSNing with Becker and Marquis, I received a PM from then-WZ Administrator IrishCanadian25. Here's a paraphrased version of the PM:
So, I just got back from a Liquid Courage gig and the fiancee has locked me out of the bedroom. I told her AIS [ass in seat] T-minus 10 minutes, but it's looking like she believes the rules don't apply to her. I can't blame her though; D-Man's Eddie Money impersonation makes her swoon (the combination of this with 10 doubles of Jameson gives me a raging boner too, but that's a story for another time).
Anyway, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight with the cat and I'm as pissed as any drunk man could be. All other members of staff think you're a huge cunt, as do I, but I really need to vent my frustrations. So, how do you feel about taking over Movies & Television? Let me know soon or else I'm going to offer the spot to Milenko.
After I informed a slightly pissed Becker that I'd be taking the spot, IC added me as moderator of the Movies and Television section. That he could do so in such a drunken stupor still amazes me to this day. He truly is the greatest WZer ever.
Stay tuned for chapter 2...