Smackdown Live Discussion: 3/28. Are We There Yet?

[shafe_41]

Wow. Ziggler once a night after Mania champion four years ago. Now in a 10 man tag involving Mojo Rawley, Fandango, and Heath Slater.

 

[Navi]

So there is no SD tag team match on the card this year, considering the USO's are in this match.

 

[enviousdominous]

Anytime I can bring up Jericho's list of 1,004 holds, I will do it. It doesn't happen often.

Someone should show Jericho's list of 1,004 ways that your dick can get ripped off to Miz so he'll know what not to do. I think John jinxed him.

 

[Snugglebites]

Everybody in this match is in the battle royal? So no tag title match?

 

[enviousdominous]

Everybody in this match is in the battle royal? So no tag title match?

*Jedi hand wave*

There are no "tag titles".

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

This is just all the people Braun Strowman is going to throw overhand into the crowds at Wrestlemania.

 

[shafe_41]

Someone should show Jericho's list of 1,004 ways that your dick can get ripped off to Miz so he'll know what not to do. I think John jinxed him.

http://thesmackdownhotel.tumblr.com/post/56119040611/chris-jerichos-1004-holds-1-arm-drag-2-arm

There. They can just all be dick holds then.

 

[enviousdominous]

Why do they insist on telling us that Daniel Bryan sanctioned this match?

I don't think wrestling matches on a wrestling program confuses anybody.

 

[Navi]

I thought Big Show and Strowman where having a match not in the Battle Royal?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Mojo will never get a tag in. Nobody likes him.

 

[Navi]

Hold on didn't Bryan say that there was only two spots left earlier and the winner's here were in the Battle Royal? I'm confused.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Loool. What a sell to that gore.

 

[enviousdominous]

You know Smackdown is in trouble when Dolph Ziggler is their best chance of winning the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

Edit; and I see that he's not even in it now.

 

[shafe_41]

Hold on didn't Bryan say that there was only two spots left earlier and the winner's here were in the Battle Royal? I'm confused.

Stop trying to make sense and bring actual facts into the booking of Mania this year. It's a halfway palatable card that was built just pitifully.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Luke Lightbulbs Harper.

 

[shafe_41]

You know Smackdown is in trouble when Dolph Ziggler is their best chance of winning the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

Edit; and I see that he's not even in it now.

Oh you know all 10 of them will end up in it somehow.

 

[enviousdominous]

Luke Harper looks like that weird Jesus fresco.

Spoiler

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I bet we'll see an R.K.O from outta somewhere before the show is over. Bray will see it coming and still get hit with it.

 

[Navi]

I can't keep track anymore.

 

[enviousdominous]

Six hours!? Hoy vey.

 

[enviousdominous]

Flies taste like freedom?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Wrestlemania is only 10 hours this year. Lame.

 

[shafe_41]

Six hours!? Hoy vey.

I'll watch every second but last year... it truly felt like work watching it.

 

[enviousdominous]

He's got the whole world, in his stomach. (Because he ate it, he's the eater of worlds)

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

When was the last time there was an hour long match in WWE?