SmackDown Live, April 11th 2017 - Smackin' Back

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Way too many Canadians for my taste.

We rule. You know it.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

That isn't how you book a tag team match, playa.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Basically he had a bipolar episode and it was brought on by JBL's constant bullying of him. Mauro isn't expected back on TV.

Da fuq? If that's true, then that's terrible. I really like Mauro's work.

 

[klunderbunker]

That's quite the downgrade for AJ.

 

[klunderbunker]

We rule. You know it.

You lost to two bears and a bunny. What does that say about your country?

 

[BaconBits]

Erick Rowan has amazing music and they give him the jobber entrance. That's really not cool.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

This is Eric Rowans big chance.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Erick looks much better without the pajamas suit.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Welp, guys and Navi, I'm here. So Owens and Zayn to SD? Saw it coming but good nonetheless, especially for the latter.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Orton shouldn't be scared. He already burned down one house of horrors.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Looking forward to Wyatt losing his own gimmick match to Orton and getting stuck back in his middle of the card rut.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Eric Rowan should flip over a car now.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Totally forgot Usos were tag champs.
Forgot all about the damn tag division honestly.

 

[klunderbunker]

They couldn't even wait 24 hours.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

They couldn't even wait 24 hours.

Shocking isn't it?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Love the Usos theme. Fits them perfectly.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Tag champs get the jobber entrance. Stay classy WWE.

 

[Sean Valjean]

AA's singlets grant them the Power Cosmic.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I'm at work, what awesome shit did I miss so far?

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Best the tag division has been in years...
Shut the fuck up JBL. You're awakening my inner Ross.

 

[ISkye]

"Two best tag teams in the world" Oh.

 

[Bagpipes]

DAY ONE ISH

 

[Snugglebites]

JBL's being suspiciously nice to Byron.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I'm at work, what awesome shit did I miss so far?

Sami came out to interrupt K.O....to the collective groan of just about everyone.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

I'm at work, what awesome shit did I miss so far?

Owens and Zayn to SD. Triple threat for #1 contendership to the US title after Payback between Styles, Zayn, and Corbin. Orton beat Rowan by DQ after a video Wyatt distraction led to Rowan tossing the steps at Orton. Something about Shane addressing the women's division tonight​.